Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

jumps out of birthday cakes

a Fight Officer

I know a cop when I see one, jk

Jiggler. When people need something jiggled, who do they call? Oh, they call Slimjo. Absolutely no one jiggles the way she jiggles.

An accountant

Choreographer

mime artiste

Lap dancer

professional duck quack instructor.. its a little known fact that ducks actually have to be taught to quack.. he's the man that does it.

Sports caster

Rancher

CNA going to School for her RN degree

Cocktail Waitress

She is a real estate mogul. Her preferred method of acquisition is by doing the opposite of gentrification. She buys a nice house, in a nice neighborhood and rents its out to Cousin Billy, the die hard Nascar, budweiser drinking, Friday through Sunday party host. She bides her time until the neighbors get fed up and put their house on the market, which she then scoops up at a discounted rate. Cousin Billy is on retainer, having signed a 12 year deal for front row race tickets at Talladega.

Theologian