What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • steph6556
    steph6556 Posts: 575 Member
    When she calls me pet names like Hung Wel and Lóngwáng.

    I would NOT get the equivalent of this, sadly, bc God put all his effort into my hair when I was waiting in line for my turn and then HE just kinda said oops, sorry Steph, you’ll have a glorious head of hair but itty bitties all the day’s of your life😂
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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When she finally sings for me 🥰

    When she pretends like my singing isn’t horrific. 🥰
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    The vigorous use of this comb threatens my existence 😶
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    I hate everything about this
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    It sounds like a joke: when the words coming out of my mouth don't make her turn and run.
  • steph6556 wrote: »
    When she calls me pet names like Hung Wel and Lóngwáng.

    I would NOT get the equivalent of this, sadly, bc God put all his effort into my hair when I was waiting in line for my turn and then HE just kinda said oops, sorry Steph, you’ll have a glorious head of hair but itty bitties all the day’s of your life😂

    You can have some of mine. I'm waiting for a new bra to come to see if the downsize in band will be accompanied by a downsize in cup. There's about a $30 per bra surcharge for the tig ol' bitties if I go down in band but not in cup. (sigh)
  • steph6556
    steph6556 Posts: 575 Member
    steph6556 wrote: »
    When she calls me pet names like Hung Wel and Lóngwáng.

    I would NOT get the equivalent of this, sadly, bc God put all his effort into my hair when I was waiting in line for my turn and then HE just kinda said oops, sorry Steph, you’ll have a glorious head of hair but itty bitties all the day’s of your life😂

    You can have some of mine. I'm waiting for a new bra to come to see if the downsize in band will be accompanied by a downsize in cup. There's about a $30 per bra surcharge for the tig ol' bitties if I go down in band but not in cup. (sigh)

    No sighing for you😉 I’d love to be able to bra shop without having to jam a chicken cutlet into each one to get it to FIT! I’ve given up on regular ones now. Thank GOD for Free People and their soft bralettes with zero support for those who do not need any🤣
  • TRI_39
    TRI_39 Posts: 51 Member
    Eyes and smile
  • TRI_39
    TRI_39 Posts: 51 Member
    When he’s shirtless in a pair of jeans.

    Even in winter when it's raining?
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    When he’s shirtless in a pair of jeans.

    Can be arraigned 😜
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Booty,it’s all about the Booty 🍑😜
  • Taytaylynn92
    Taytaylynn92 Posts: 230 Member
    When he’s shirtless in a pair of jeans.

    I’m on board with this!
  • TRI_39
    TRI_39 Posts: 51 Member
    TRI_39 wrote: »
    When he’s shirtless in a pair of jeans.

    Even in winter when it's raining?

    I can’t post my exact response to that without getting in trouble. So I’ll just say even better. 😍

    😄I'm intrigued now
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    When he’s shirtless in a pair of jeans.

    Can be arraigned 😜

    Oh yeah? 😌😁

    Your wish is my command 😂😉
  • I like good stamina and a clever, inventive mind, and a good sense of humor is never a bad thing.

    And hair long enough to pull.
  • TRI_39
    TRI_39 Posts: 51 Member
    I like good stamina and a clever, inventive mind, and a good sense of humor is never a bad thing.

    And hair long enough to pull.

    😳To the point ha
  • stevehenderson776
    stevehenderson776 Posts: 324 Member
    When she can gut a deer without puking.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    When she can gut a deer without puking.

    🤮
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When she can gut a deer without puking.

    🤮

    Have you tasted venison though? It's the only red meat that's worth the horror 😅
  • MaltedTea wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When she can gut a deer without puking.

    🤮

    Have you tasted venison though? It's the only red meat that's worth the horror 😅

    Venison backstrap medallions with a Diane sauce...mmm
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When she can gut a deer without puking.

    🤮

    Have you tasted venison though? It's the only red meat that's worth the horror 😅

    It’s the only red meat people have tried to trick me into eating tho. Multiple times. 😂
  • Of course, the diet of the deer for the month before it's converted into meat matters. The backstrap medallions I had were from a deer that had been browsing on field corn and windfall apples. That was a peak experience.

    Do not recommend eating deer that have been browsing on pine needles. Unless you like retsina.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    When he wears this and doesn't care that he looks like he's wearing bus seat material
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    ....when did Arsenal change their team colors and logo ??
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    When she gives me the best gifts - Watermelon and Peaches Scented Candle

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  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    When he wears this and doesn't care that he looks like he's wearing bus seat material
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    ....when did Arsenal change their team colors and logo ??

    Shhhh, she's coming around to the Good Side, I think. Let her be. C'mon @eatpolerepeat, we ManU fans don't bite.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When she can gut a deer without puking.

    🤮

    Have you tasted venison though? It's the only red meat that's worth the horror 😅

    I've liked it any time I've had it. I'm just trying to imagine having to actually prepare any animal like that and puking could in theory, be on the table.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    When he wears this and doesn't care that he looks like he's wearing bus seat material
    b355yk3h0ze8.jpg

    ....when did Arsenal change their team colors and logo ??

    Shhhh, she's coming around to the Good Side, I think. Let her be. C'mon @eatpolerepeat, we ManU fans don't bite.

    No, still a die hard liverpool fan 😁 my man is a United man

    Mmmk. You're fan-adjacent so I still love you.
  • WSOX37
    WSOX37 Posts: 1,614 Member
    Boobs
  • capgordon2774
    capgordon2774 Posts: 52 Member
    Boobs lol
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