We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He thought my ADHD was merely for attention0
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The Girl who always cried out "Wolf!" every time she heard the name "Tanya" on the ice!0
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She "borrowed" my umbrella and I really need it right now!0
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She set fire to my Habs jersey0
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He had such a Pottymouth that his name was officially changed to Curseman by DC Comics
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I am a rock, I am an island - and rocks feel no pain, and islands never cry...0
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It used to be so natural...To talk about forever
But used-to-be's don't count anymore
They just lay on the floor 'til we sweep them away0 -
She would take her poetry too literal and I was always sweeping after her! ๐งน0
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Irreconcilable similarities...0
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We found out that we were Twins ๐ฌ0
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All of my shoes had Velcro straps...0
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He liked wearing my shoes0
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Of her taste in shoes ...
Just can't get over the velcro straps0 -
She didnt like my velcro sandals0
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He out-bearded me...0
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He was jealous of my awesome beard!0
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She had me thinking bearded clam was a food0
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His profile name says it all! ๐
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She rolled her eyes at me so often it made me dizzy.0
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She would only look at me through the window0
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I kept catching his Ex peeping through our bedroom window. ๐ฆ2
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She didnโt like an audience. Sometimes I need applause. ๐0
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She expected a standing O for every O! ๐1
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She ne er told me if she ever got an O0
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Type O Negative ๐0
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You insisted we practice social distancing AND emotional distancing...0
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Suffocated me by standing within 3 feet of me instead of backing up to 6 feet. I need space!0
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I inadvertently thought the space she was referring to was MySpace...0
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He kept trying to wrestle me0
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She always wanted to wrestle in stilettos ๐ต0
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