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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She kept borrowing my shoes0
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Her shoes gave me blisters0
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You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
We called the whole thing off. 😭0 -
All she ever wanted to watch was Veggie Tales0
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She shaved off one of my eyebrows while I slept and posted a pic on ig0
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I was embarrassed being seen with a guy with one brow 🤨0
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I was embarrassed being seen with a guy with one brow 🤨0
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She was a lumberkjack, ok? She slept all night and she worked all day0
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I couldn't keep up0
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He couldn't keep up 😉0
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It was always a race with her. Sometimes it’s good to take your time. 😏0
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Last time I fell down the stairs she took her time calling 911! 😥0
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She viewed life in HD while I was merely standard definition...0
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He kept trying to wrestle in my heels0
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Apparently but unbeknownst to me, size mattered...0
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His feet were too big hahaha0
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I was unable to meet her physical, emotional and mental needs...0
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I liked Mario, he said Luigi was the brains behind the duo. Clearly we were doomed0
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She preferred that I remain on the opposite side of all the doors that I opened for her...0
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He would never come on out of the cold0
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She was far too hot for me to withstand, therefore I remained outside in the cold...0
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I tried to thaw him out but he had frost bite in places0
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It was a love/hate relationship. She hated the fact that I loved her...0
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Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »It was a love/hate relationship. She hated the fact that I loved her...
That is soooo not true!!!!!!
We broke up cuz he didn't believe in true love0 -
The truth is that the only love I believed in was conditional love...0
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Too high of expectations0
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Turned out she was really a he living in the basement of a pizza place. I had to choose pizza0
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The commute was bad...0
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He kept falling asleep during the commute0
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She liked road trips, I liked sleeping and there was no negotiating sleeping while she drove.0
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