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• Cat0703a Member Posts: 6,508 Member Member Posts: 6,508 Member

  It was always a race with her. Sometimes it’s good to take your time. 😏

  November 13, 2020 4:45AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,095 Member Member Posts: 188,095 Member

  Last time I fell down the stairs she took her time calling 911! 😥

  November 13, 2020 7:10AM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,572 Member Member Posts: 3,572 Member

  She viewed life in HD while I was merely standard definition...

  November 13, 2020 9:34PM

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• highheeldiva Member Posts: 1,351 Member Member Posts: 1,351 Member

  He kept trying to wrestle in my heels

  November 13, 2020 9:37PM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,572 Member Member Posts: 3,572 Member

  Apparently but unbeknownst to me, size mattered...

  November 13, 2020 9:39PM edited November 2020

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• highheeldiva Member Posts: 1,351 Member Member Posts: 1,351 Member

  His feet were too big hahaha

  November 13, 2020 9:41PM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,572 Member Member Posts: 3,572 Member

  I was unable to meet her physical, emotional and mental needs...

  November 13, 2020 9:42PM

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 36,288 Member Member Posts: 36,288 Member

  I liked Mario, he said Luigi was the brains behind the duo. Clearly we were doomed

  November 13, 2020 11:05PM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,572 Member Member Posts: 3,572 Member

  She preferred that I remain on the opposite side of all the doors that I opened for her...

  November 13, 2020 11:27PM edited November 2020

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• highheeldiva Member Posts: 1,351 Member Member Posts: 1,351 Member

  He would never come on out of the cold

  November 13, 2020 11:29PM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,572 Member Member Posts: 3,572 Member

  She was far too hot for me to withstand, therefore I remained outside in the cold...

  November 13, 2020 11:31PM

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• highheeldiva Member Posts: 1,351 Member Member Posts: 1,351 Member

  I tried to thaw him out but he had frost bite in places

  November 13, 2020 11:32PM edited November 2020

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,572 Member Member Posts: 3,572 Member

  It was a love/hate relationship. She hated the fact that I loved her...

  November 13, 2020 11:35PM

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• highheeldiva Member Posts: 1,351 Member Member Posts: 1,351 Member

  Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »

  It was a love/hate relationship. She hated the fact that I loved her...

  
  That is soooo not true!!!!!!
  
  We broke up cuz he didn't believe in true love

  November 13, 2020 11:37PM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,572 Member Member Posts: 3,572 Member

  The truth is that the only love I believed in was conditional love...

  November 13, 2020 11:39PM

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• highheeldiva Member Posts: 1,351 Member Member Posts: 1,351 Member

  Too high of expectations

  November 13, 2020 11:53PM

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 36,288 Member Member Posts: 36,288 Member

  Turned out she was really a he living in the basement of a pizza place. I had to choose pizza

  November 13, 2020 11:58PM

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• Watching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,572 Member Member Posts: 3,572 Member

  The commute was bad...

  November 14, 2020 12:05AM

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• highheeldiva Member Posts: 1,351 Member Member Posts: 1,351 Member

  He kept falling asleep during the commute

  November 14, 2020 12:05AM edited November 2020

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,095 Member Member Posts: 188,095 Member

  She liked road trips, I liked sleeping and there was no negotiating sleeping while she drove.

  November 14, 2020 12:08AM

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