As a teenager I had so many imaginary loves of my life.
I guess whichever lady who was least scrambled on the PPV channels that I was able to use the fine-tune frequency adjustment on the television to somewhat see.
Oh, I almost forgot, and the female teachers and doctors in those educational videos. I don’t know why the movie rental places kept those in the room behind the curtain, but when I was a kid I could be fairly certain that if the movie was in there I’d like it.
I am both proud and ashamed of myself for immediately seeing through @iMago's lists (ETA: plural now) 😭🍑
1. CUFFLINKS 😐
2. Confidence despite the future
3. Calmness despite the outcome
4. Compliance despite my flatulence 🤷🏾♀️
5. ...and all 'o dis (which refers conveniently back to #1)
I am both proud and ashamed of myself for immediately seeing through @iMago's list 😭🍑
1. CUFFLINKS 😐
2. Confidence despite the future
3. Calmness despite the outcome
4. Compliance despite my flatulence 🤷🏾♀️
5. ...and all 'o dis (which refers conveniently back to #1)
This, along with the link, have brightened my day, rofl
1. Big eyes and floppy ears
2. Lays beside my while I work
3. Greets me every time I come through the front door
4. Let’s me control their food allotment
5. Always down for a walk or time outside
6. Responds to commands like “leave it”, “sit”, and “shake”.
7. Adorably knows how to boop.
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Hot tub
Big hands
Energetic
Bossy
aight then. GIVE THEM BACK NOW.
Energetic
Tough
Vivacious
2. myopic
3. distant
4. intolerant
5. clammy
2. bitter
3. full bodied
4. smooth
5. nutty
I suppose that I really just want to hook-up with the perfect cup of coffee.
As a teenager I had so many imaginary loves of my life.
I guess whichever lady who was least scrambled on the PPV channels that I was able to use the fine-tune frequency adjustment on the television to somewhat see.
Oh, I almost forgot, and the female teachers and doctors in those educational videos. I don’t know why the movie rental places kept those in the room behind the curtain, but when I was a kid I could be fairly certain that if the movie was in there I’d like it.
1. CUFFLINKS 😐
2. Confidence despite the future
3. Calmness despite the outcome
4. Compliance despite my flatulence 🤷🏾♀️
5. ...and all 'o dis (which refers conveniently back to #1)
This, along with the link, have brightened my day, rofl
Nice
Abundant
Level-headed
2. Lays beside my while I work
3. Greets me every time I come through the front door
4. Let’s me control their food allotment
5. Always down for a walk or time outside
6. Responds to commands like “leave it”, “sit”, and “shake”.
7. Adorably knows how to boop.
Organized
Reliable
Nice to look at
Yeah I think that covers it...
Thank you for my morning laugh! Where do you come up with this stuff. Limited vocabulary 😂🤣
2. SEXY
3. Funny
4. Confident
5. Intriguing
6. Bonus trait ~ mysterious & dark
Affable
Nice
Experienced
I'm dark 🤷🏽♂️... 😏
wait.
..... just how 'experienced' ??
Doesn't steal my candy 😂😘
*Doesn't ask questions