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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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i was a test tube baby and she made fun of me bcuz of that0
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He had me so relaxed with his massage that I was in a coma.0
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Cause Even tho I love cake she baked to many1
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He wouldn't share his cake0
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The clothes I wore seldom matched..0
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He suggested we wear matching outfits0
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As my waistline continued to grow, so did her expectations until inevitably, we became too distant to coexist...0
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There's a fine line between love and hate.... apparently we found it0
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Apparently Canada doesn't let Americans in anymore with out a clean covid test.0
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Because I was a diehard Packers fan.0
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He said his boxer was a better dog than my Husky0
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Cause he was always boxing dogs 🤪
And my Doberman had enough of it.0 -
I lost a bet0
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She lost too many bets, the last one cost her a trip to the er from dog bites0
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Never paid up when he lost a bet!0
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She didn't like my taste in flavoured coffee0
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She tried to make me drink coffee. Yuck!0
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He didn’t like coffee. I assumed he wasn’t human. 😱1
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I tried to give up caffeine and she accused me of becoming possessed by the Decaf Demon 👹0
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She made me decaf coffee on a Monday morning. 😱0
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I lost at Rock Paper scissors0
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I lost pulling the wishbone0
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She talked me into doing the Iron Lotus with her and I was nearly decapitated 🤯😬0
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She was always losing her head. I got tired of having to find it for her.0
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She would never agree to move ahead!0
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She played electric guitar while I played strictly acoustic...0
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He didn't want to join my band0
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She jigged, ambled, and lisped. She nicknamed God’s creatures and made her wantonness her ignorance...0
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He could never have a normal conversation 😒0
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