Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

Having secret families

I told you, mfp is one big family 😁

🤔 😬😳🤢

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

When she thinks 10 seconds is long enough

Short changed 😒

Strawberries aren’t in season now either 🤷‍♀️

- If they hate cats; and my cats hate them, too.

You get a pass if you have an allergic reaction, though. Most people that are allergic don't hate animals, though.. just can't be around them.

Hoarders.

Never. Again. Ever.

Crusty sandal feet.

Poor Hygiene!

artscola wrote: »

Poor Hygiene!

Yes!! If they can't stop licking their fingers then go on to touching everything else without washing their hands.

told another man "bless you" when he sneezed that one time

Kashmir_314_ wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

Kashmir_314_ wrote: »

When you can't jingle my bells

I would be honored to trim your tree.

That would imply you've seen my tree. It would also imply you don't particularly care for the way my branches are trimmed.

I'm not sure how I feel about any of this

I was thinking that you're perfect.

hence, why should your tree be any different?

I'll be the first one to admit, my motives are selfish. (what's new?)

if she finds someone else funnier than I