We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She kept having children -- strange thing was they didn't look like either one of us!
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He could never accept our adopted clan as his own 😞0
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She wouldn't watch the lord of the rings trilogy with me.
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He's a Habitual disregarder of truth. 🙄1
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You ate all my mac and cheese.0
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My swerve tempted her to sway...0
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His swerving and swaying caused him to wreck my car.0
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She drove a smashed up Yugo0
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She'd break out in laughter at the most random times. 😉0
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She refused to settle arguments with “rock, paper, scissors”...0
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He always used real rocks, toilet paper and super sharp scissors ⛰️🧻✂️0
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I was easily distracted when it came to...wait, what was I talking about?0
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He spoke in half sentences and I grew tired of the guessing game of what came next.0
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Much like her current cell phone, she weighed her options and decided it was better for her to upgrade...0
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He was Analog and we kept getting disconnected 🤦🤷0
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She wouldn’t answer my calls and wouldn’t answer the door for me. Always shouted “I don’t know you! Stop following me” whenever I saw her out.0
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We never dated and I don't know her 🤷0
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Size mattered to her so naturally, I no longer did...0
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He stood 7'8" and made me feel like a dwarf0
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She made me feel like a giant as she used her step stool to hug me.0
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He would not feed my cat0
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She couldn’t tell I was a girl. 😬0
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She'd never say more than 3 words to me at a time 🤔0
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Didn’t appreciate conciseness0
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I couldn't get to know her.0
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He was always trying to get to know my friends and wasn't interested in me0
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She was too secretive0
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Because he kept making "That's what she said" jokes that didn't make any sense.1
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