Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,463 Member
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    Doing a flawless rendition of Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” while standing on the bar.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Wearing a virtual reality helmet that makes every strange guy appear to be a half naked fireman buying her drinks and dancing with his hose
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,463 Member
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    Dipping his nose into the ketchup fountain. What kind of bar has a ketchup fountain anyway?!?! 🤢
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Straightening up after the rest of the customers. She just cant stand to see that ring of water left on the bar after they move their drink
  • AvaEBerry
    AvaEBerry Posts: 161 Member
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    He's the bouncer checking IDs
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    Dancing and singing on stage with the band
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    😳 groping a male back up dancer..

    :D
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    she's jealous so starts swinging off ceiling fans to get attention
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,463 Member
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    Covering her eyes as it appears Jo “forgot” an important item of clothing under her skirt. 😮
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Checking everyone for clean undies (in case they are are in an accident on the way home)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited December 2020
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Covering her eyes as it appears Jo “forgot” an important item of clothing under her skirt. 😮

    I don't wear.. oh never mind 😁

    In a fight.. 2 guys fighting over a girl.. I think he's winning.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Trying to break up the fight by distracting the guys proving her Commando status! 😜
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Wearing two sets of undies to make up for Jo
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Getting caught looking under girls skirts! 😲
    Unfortunately he wasn't aware of the Scottish shindig being held and was traumatized by what he saw under this big bearded redhead named Duncan's kilt 🤭🤣
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Wearing a kilt, introducing herself as "Duncan"
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,846 Member
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    In the DJ booth, microphone in hand and declaring his love for Duncan.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Grabbing the mic from Cal so she could continue her awesome beatboxing Yo!
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    Grabbing the halo off Paperdoll's head because she knows things.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,463 Member
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    Making her New Years resolutions. First up deciding which young man present, she’s gonna kiss at midnight.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Shaking her bootayyy on the dance floor

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