Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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            Doing a flawless rendition of Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” while standing on the bar.1
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            Wearing a virtual reality helmet that makes every strange guy appear to be a half naked fireman buying her drinks and dancing with his hose1
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            Dipping his nose into the ketchup fountain. What kind of bar has a ketchup fountain anyway?!?! 🤢1
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            Straightening up after the rest of the customers. She just cant stand to see that ring of water left on the bar after they move their drink1
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            He's the bouncer checking IDs0
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            Dancing and singing on stage with the band0
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            😳 groping a male back up dancer.. 1 1
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            she's jealous so starts swinging off ceiling fans to get attention1
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            Covering her eyes as it appears Jo “forgot” an important item of clothing under her skirt. 😮1
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            Checking everyone for clean undies (in case they are are in an accident on the way home)0
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            Trying to break up the fight by distracting the guys proving her Commando status! 😜0
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            Wearing two sets of undies to make up for Jo1
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            Getting caught looking under girls skirts! 😲
 Unfortunately he wasn't aware of the Scottish shindig being held and was traumatized by what he saw under this big bearded redhead named Duncan's kilt 🤭🤣2
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            Wearing a kilt, introducing herself as "Duncan"1
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            In the DJ booth, microphone in hand and declaring his love for Duncan.1
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            Grabbing the mic from Cal so she could continue her awesome beatboxing Yo!0
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            Grabbing the halo off Paperdoll's head because she knows things.0
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            Making her New Years resolutions. First up deciding which young man present, she’s gonna kiss at midnight.0
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            Shaking her bootayyy on the dance floor0
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            Flirting with the Cute Bartender and getting us drinks "On the House" 😁1
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            Tipping said bartender with a half smile and a saucy wink.1
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            In the bathroom throwing a hissy fit because there’s no bathtub.0
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            Making a grocery list0
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            Sneaking in a raw chicken and introducing it as his “significant other.”0
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            Checking out everyone’s niceness levels0
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            Playing Mario Vehicle on her Nimtimdo handheld1
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            Drowning his sorrows about his callouses in a bottle ofsoda water0
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            Showing moves like jagger0
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            Handing out friendship bracelets to strangers and declaring them part of her posse.0
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