Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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Telling the bartender to quit0
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Talking to the wrong people0
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Breakdancing in the middle of the floor0
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owes me a large drink0
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Talking about that new fangled "tweeter" thing to sound hip0
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Laying on the ground surrounded by paramedics.. he did not have moves like jagger and broke a hip
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Volunteering to give him mouth to mouth 😜0
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Having a drink at the bar, observing the dance floor before stepping on to throw some perfectly formed shapes.1
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Playing pool in the back room and showing everybody how it's supposed to be done1
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Watching people intently, then making notes in her notebook. She immediately hides the book when her friends try to see what shes writing. 🤔0
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Sitting in his own chair he brought from home. Are those fuzzy bunny slippers I see? 😮1
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Is stomping her feet because she left her fuzzy bunny slippers at home.0
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Coincidentally she carries an extra pair of Hello Kitty slippers in her very large bag which she graciously offers to Cat. 😸😸1
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Singing “I will survive” in the bathroom using her hairbrush as a microphone. She’s actually pretty good!!! 👏 👏 👏0
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Starting a collection jar for Karaoke 🎶0
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Stealing the collection jar and running out the door 😮0
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😲 stealing wallets0
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Asking her if she needs any help for a percentage of the take1
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Wondering how she can get in on the action.0
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Trying to keep the guys away while dancing0
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Ordering shots for everyone! 🥃0
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Taking control on the dance floor! 💃0
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Passed out at the bar and people are giving her permanent marker tattoos.0
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Spiking my drink and pulling sharpies out of her purse 😠0
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being arrested, with me, because we were in a nightclub during lockdown. haha0
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Trying her Taekwondo skills on the wrong Police Officer 😮😬1
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Doing the disco in a pretty dress0
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In the DJ booth, naked, doing the cha cha slide.0
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Hanging up an ad where you can tear strips off the bottom, with his name and number on them.1
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Tearing one off and stuffing it into her pocket, then looking around to make sure no one saw her.0
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