We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Everytime we went to church and had holy water sprinkled he cried out in agony
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She kept forgetting about my water phobia
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He refused to bathe and here’s where I can tell you love does NOT conquer all. 🤢
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She refused to lower her standards to accommodate my deficiencies...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I always thought when he answered "Def" he meant Definitely, not Deficient. 🥴
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Her last words were “You are perfect ex-boyfriend material” and then I never saw her again...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He mentioned something about Silencing Lambs and then something about not wanting to be made into lampshades and ... IDK🤷
  • Dannypuck
    Dannypuck Posts: 1,067 Member
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    She went on to be a famous makeup model
  • SunnyBunBun79
    SunnyBunBun79 Posts: 2,228 Member
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    He got fit and kept running
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although I was fluent in both English and Spanish, I failed to meet her emoji standards...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He kept sending me emojis like these
    🤬🤕🤡👹💥👃🦴🐮🐮🐽🦧🦍🦏🦀🐛🐖🤢🤮💨🐍🐄🦛🦨🦀💡🧪⛏️✂️⚰️☣️☢️✖️🚻🔚🔜
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She was texting animal emojis to some muscular dude. I think it was about all the positions they were going to try! 😮
  • SunnyBunBun79
    SunnyBunBun79 Posts: 2,228 Member
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    I didnt type the right animal emojis!! COME BAAAAACK!! 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She kept tally of my lives on her phone. Looked like one more and I was a goner so I made myself disappear!! 😱
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although we agreed to get married, she preferred it be with someone else...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was a Cat Person and didn't like my Doggies
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She said I liked her dogs more than her and threw me out 😒 I miss those dogs 😭
  • beachandwavesmfp
    beachandwavesmfp Posts: 23 Member
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    She kept bringing her ex's dogs too much in conversations, she couldn't move on ... :/:D
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
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    She kept moving on down the couch every time I tried to snuggle :'(
  • SunnyBunBun79
    SunnyBunBun79 Posts: 2,228 Member
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    The couch kept breaking every time I sat on it...she got fed up and scooted off

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