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Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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Keeping track of each woman tearing off a tab
And making notes about each of them on a composition notebook.0 -
Stealing tabs out of others' pockets so she has the only tab left.0
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Arresting @FabulousFantasticFifty for stealing, but giving her an option to "work this out".1
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having a beer0
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buying me a drink
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Putting tons of quarters in the jukebox0
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Dancing on the bar 🤭😂1
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Dressed in a sexy nurse costume and cussing out her friends for telling her everyone was dressing up in costume.1
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Apologizing for playing a joke on me and planning on changing into the Angel Costume she conveniently keeps in her oversized designer bag 👼1
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Trying to get a guy to sing boots with the fur on Karaoke with her0
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Lol
I Love that King Soopers commercial playing that song 😂
The only Guy brave enough to go low-low-low both in song and dance! 👍😁0 -
Twerking0
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Doing the polka dance.. 😳0
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Puking in a pot plant 🤮0
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Doing body shots off a half naked dude laying on the bar
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Doing body shots off a half naked dude laying on the bar
In a cat fight over some silly half naked guy🍻
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IronwomanUno wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Doing body shots off a half naked dude laying on the bar
In a cat fight over some silly half naked guy🍻
Hacking up a hair.. looks like those shots were contaminated 🤣0 -
Investigating who "contaminated" Iron Woman's shots
She really coulda helped Anita Hill in the Clarence Thomas case! 👍😛1 -
Standing on a table and yelling loudly “Simon says touch your nose.” Looks upset that no one is playing along.0
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Standing in the middle of the dance floor screaming "come pet my koala" .. shes drunk0
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Running up to me saying she’s a koala 😏1
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She's dancing..
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Hitting the dance floor exclaiming " Now let me show you how it's done!" 🙋🏼♀️0
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Laughing his *kitten* off at the idiot who fell off a table0
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Lol the censor changed it from Burro to kitten 😆0
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Holding a megaphone and yelling “kitten” every time someone cusses.1
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Peeing in a pot plant 😲0
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Taking snips off the other two plants, 😉 just in case Paper Doll needs to Pee again.0
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