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    I fart rainbows.

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      Is that seriously a poptart space cat with rainbow farts?

      cherry poptart.
      http://youtu.be/QH2-TGUlwu4
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      I'm guessing Skittles...however I, for one, would NOT want to taste that rainbow...just sayin'...

      I would give it a lick. :tongue:
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      cherry poptart.
      http://youtu.be/QH2-TGUlwu4

      OH NEW GAME!!! i lasted one minute and seven seconds before my brain tried to explode.
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      What's that smell like?

      Skittles, duh
    • Posts: 175
      Jealous! I fart atomic bombs. Just ask my boyfriend...
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      Jealous! I fart atomic bombs. Just ask my boyfriend...

      I used to do that until my doctor told me I was lactose intolerant. The bombs that I fart are more humane now for both me and other people around me.

      Now if only my cat would follow my lead. You know the song on "Friends" called "Smelly Cat?" They were singing about mine!:explode:
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      My daughter is the same way.................her gas is noxious.
    • Posts: 9,307 Member
      If I eat enough iron can I crap out a Porsche?
    • Posts: 3,434 Member
      I vomit rainbows.

      19L7
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      I'm guessing Skittles...however I, for one, would NOT want to taste that rainbow...just sayin'...

      I just did a spit take on my computer. Aren't you even tempted to what they taste like?
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      i TRIED to fart rainbows...

      rejected.jpg


      it didn't turn out so well.
    • Posts: 175
      i TRIED to fart rainbows...

      rejected.jpg


      it didn't turn out so well.


      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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      I used to do that until my doctor told me I was lactose intolerant. The bombs that I fart are more humane now for both me and other people around me.

      Now if only my cat would follow my lead. You know the song on "Friends" called "Smelly Cat?" They were singing about mine!:explode:

      I do know that song! Fortunately my cats aren't like that. I have however, on occasion farted so loudly that it scared my cats...
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      I shart fairies. We should be friends. :flowerforyou:
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      they may find a different kind of pot

      ahhhh!
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      What's that smell like?
      skittles

      edit: Damn someone beat me to it
    • Posts: 72 Member
      This is more interesting than anything on the tube!
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      This is more interesting than anything on the tube!

      so true.
    • Posts: 844 Member
      i read the funniest thing about farting on MFP the other day from another thread by a man:

      He said he was in a coffee shop and the music was blaring and he had to fart,
      so he timed it to the beat of the music and let it rip. Success!
      Then he remembered that he was listening on
      his Ipod when he looked up from his computer
      and saw everyone looking at him. lol.
    • Posts: 2,273 Member
      I was once told:

      "You're so sweet, you must **** sugar."
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      I was once told:

      "You're so sweet, you must **** sugar."

      oh yeah! he got the digits, didn't he?
    • Posts: 997 Member
      my 5 yrs old (GIRL) loves to fart in our faces when we are not expecting it and def does not smell like rainbows
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      i TRIED to fart rainbows...

      rejected.jpg


      it didn't turn out so well.

      could have used this picture last week with all the weekly visitor talk going on...haha:laugh:
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