Does Alli Weight Loss Tablets Really Work

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  • TeaBea
    TeaBea Posts: 14,517 Member
    hey. Try CLA. 1000-1200 miligrams. they dont suppress hunger and they are not diet pills.. but they help turn fat into muscle....so you dont lose weight but your REALLYY TONE up...trust me .. i have been taking them because i wanted to stay away from diet pills cuz of all the horrible stories... and cla is a natural ingredient in meat that helps digest fat and build muscle. for 90 tablets its about 20 bucks.
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    You can't turn fat into muscle. Fat is fat and muscle is muscle.

    Sure you can...all you have to do is close your eyes, spin in a circle three times and say "I BELIEVE" and all your fat will be muscle!

    HAhahahahahah! I gotta try this "I believe, I lbelieve, I believe" ....... Hey - it's not working.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    DO - "Do Alli Weight Loss......"

    dodo - the end.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    DO - "Do Alli Weight Loss......"

    dodo - the end.

    FTW
  • Soccer_chick916
    Soccer_chick916 Posts: 159 Member
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  • Soccer_chick916
    Soccer_chick916 Posts: 159 Member
    hey. Try CLA. 1000-1200 miligrams. they dont suppress hunger and they are not diet pills.. but they help turn fat into muscle....so you dont lose weight but your REALLYY TONE up...trust me .. i have been taking them because i wanted to stay away from diet pills cuz of all the horrible stories... and cla is a natural ingredient in meat that helps digest fat and build muscle. for 90 tablets its about 20 bucks.

    I take CLA as well. It has helped me a lot! It DOESN'T turn fat into muscle, your exercise helps you build muscle, CLA helps your body burn fat naturally. Kind of like a stimulant. I also added Omega 3,6,9 and a Vitamin B complex. This regimen was recommended to me by a friend who is really into fitness and he is a nutritionist. I would recommend it for anyone who is thinking about weight loss pills because this is the all natural way.
    Helps to Support Lean Muscle Development and Fat Loss.

    check out these links for more info on the benefits.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cla

    http://www.mercola.com/beef/cla.htm
  • PowerEqualsStrengthOverTime
    PowerEqualsStrengthOverTime Posts: 55 Member
    Be prepared for TMI:

    My friend innocently gave me an Alli pill before we sat down to an 11pm dinner at IHOP once. He said, 'Try it. It blocks a third of the fat you eat so you don't gain it.' Seeing as I knew what I'd just ordered, I took it. Wow. Holy effing effity eff wow. After ONE pill in three days time, I managed to explosively clear out a bathroom in a busy theater, almost mess myself once, and make a woman that was hitting on me run away in horror. True fricking story. ONE pill --3 days! Stay. the. hell. away. Unless you like that sort of thing I guess. Also, what comes out is orange, floats and looks like pizza grease.

    <insert Monty Python movie scene here> Run awaaaaaaay!!


    <end [unfortunantly true] gross out>
  • Amysgetnfit
    Amysgetnfit Posts: 231
    I hear wearing all white clothing while taking them shows the results even better.


    and eating bacon wrapped deep fried quarter pounders, going to the strip club with no skivvies is best.

    Absolutely. The results are astounding. It's like the strippers don't even want your money after that.


    oh, I'd take it.
    ......strippers start wearing rubber gloves to collect your cash...lmao! ha no pun intended!
  • Amysgetnfit
    Amysgetnfit Posts: 231
    seriously, you are better off going the no depend-ing on pills (again with the pun) to loose weight. even if they help you drop pounds, you arent learning to eat right, & what are you going to do take them for the rest of your life? cuz once you stop, the weight comes back. choose healthier options. whats right isnt usually the easy thing to do.
  • Wileyjoe
    Wileyjoe Posts: 282
    took some before having some tasty chicken fried steak :O I Think about a quart of oil came out of me :O
  • elfie9863
    elfie9863 Posts: 337
    hey. Try CLA. 1000-1200 miligrams. they dont suppress hunger and they are not diet pills.. but they help turn fat into muscle....so you dont lose weight but your REALLYY TONE up...trust me .. i have been taking them because i wanted to stay away from diet pills cuz of all the horrible stories... and cla is a natural ingredient in meat that helps digest fat and build muscle. for 90 tablets its about 20 bucks.

    Wow...really? Never heard of this. I am going to check it out. Where did you get?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I hear wearing all white clothing while taking them shows the results even better.


    and eating bacon wrapped deep fried quarter pounders, going to the strip club with no skivvies is best.

    Absolutely. The results are astounding. It's like the strippers don't even want your money after that.


    oh, I'd take it.
    ......strippers start wearing rubber gloves to collect your cash...lmao! ha no pun intended!

    That's uber kinky. Lemme get my Grimace suit.
  • kbarry90
    kbarry90 Posts: 48
    I've taken them and yes I used the bathroom more but I didn't have any accidents or have any anal leakage. It all depends on what you eat. Yeah it blocks fat but you can't expect to be able to eat all greasy food all day and have no accidents you still have to watch what you eat.
  • deb_rn
    deb_rn Posts: 144 Member
    Sure you can...all you have to do is close your eyes, spin in a circle three times and say "I BELIEVE" and all your fat will be muscle!
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    Ok, I am dizzy from spinning in circles and my fat is still fat. What gives?
  • Penny_Wren
    Penny_Wren Posts: 18 Member
    Yes! I'm doing a MFP diet of 1200 cals a day, but combining it with the Alli diet of no more than 12grams of fat in any meal and 3 in a snack and taking Adios tablets to help speed up my metabolism. I've had no accidents, they only occur when you basically eat crap, fatty food. By taking the tablets I know I CANNOT eat crap food, because I don't want the 'treatment effects'. It's as simple as that. Alli helps you eat more healthily by making you think about what you're putting into your body. If you don't wanna poop yourself, don't eat crappy fat filled food! And if you want to lose weight, why eat crap filled food anyway? :/

    I've dropped 7lbs in a week! Definitely give it a go, most of the people who give it bad reviews clearly didn't follow the diet properly.
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