We broke up because...
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She was always doing impersonations - she thought she was funny, she wasn't.2
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She didn't appreciate my humour 😫1
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She had no sense of humor. She was so depressing with her constant seriousness.2
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Wouldn't share wifey .. I mean whats a little wifey between friends 🤷♀️1
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She said I was being “shared” but I was really given away. 😑2
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I found out she was second hand and I was second choice 😧0
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I found out that the fifty was the number of times she called me per day.1
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He was always on his phone 😒1
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I found naked neighbours in our bed, under our bed and in our closet0
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She talked to the waiter more than me when we went out to eat.0
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She, she 😫 its too horrible to repeat..
You know what you did Missy 🥺1 -
She kept calling me by her old flame's name...Missy!:)0
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Wait... Your name's not Missy? 😮
She lied about who she really was.0 -
She didn't appreciate my artfully crafted lies, stories, tall tales and legends. PFFFT0
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She told me too many stories about her ex and just couldn't stop talking about him!!!0
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They made me cut the crust off - not just prepared sandwiches, I had to preemptively circumcise all my loaves of bread.0
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She only let me eat stale crust because she didn’t want it to go to waste.0
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She didn’t appreciate me watering her plants. 😒0
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She didn't like diamonds0
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She insisted that diamonds are a girl's best friend, and she tried to give my dog away!0
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