Story - three words at a time
Replies
-
and smelled like0
-
A dumpster fire0
-
ruining my birthday0
-
Which prompted me0
-
to drink vodka0
-
straight while standing0
-
Next to a0
-
ginormous inflatable flamingo0
-
with big feet0
-
that were shockingly0
-
made of dreamsicles.0
-
I got soooooo0
-
excited that I0
-
did a cartwheel0
-
and landed on0
-
it hard, breaking0
-
Until a voice0
-
Whispered my name0
-
. The flamingo whispered, "0
-
Grab your hat0
-
and buckle up0
-
because it's about0
-
To get real.0
-
Then suddenly, a0
-
real flamingo swooped0
-
Down upon the0
-
inflatable flamingo and0
-
started getting excited0
-
he squawked and0
-
flapped his legs0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.3K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 431 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.8K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions