If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, what would you do?

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    beagletracks wrote: »
    Sex, Gatorade, sex, snack, sex, coffee, sex, IV fluids, sex. More sex.

    You neglected to include freely fart. :/
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    beagletracks wrote: »
    Sex, Gatorade, sex, snack, sex, coffee, sex, IV fluids, sex. More sex.

    You neglected to include freely fart. :/

    :D
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    I’d go look for my female self to see what I really thought about myself as my male self. And maybe have a one night stand. Wait a minute, is that allowed?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »

    ...and 100% would pee on something - aiming for a target (prob would suck, first try and everything)

    Horseshoes & Hand Grenades
  • ExpressoLove11
    ExpressoLove11 Posts: 337 Member
    I'd ho it up for the day
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,437 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I’d go look for my female self to see what I really thought about myself as my male self. And maybe have a one night stand. Wait a minute, is that allowed?

    I like the way you think Mel
  • mistwitch
    mistwitch Posts: 184 Member
    multiple orgasms
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    have a crying episode at work and leave early
    bemoan the lack of decent sized pockets on my pants
    eat hot chip and lie

    Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.

    ya'll really need to just embrace the wearing of cargo pants
  • ExpressoLove11
    ExpressoLove11 Posts: 337 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    have a crying episode at work and leave early
    bemoan the lack of decent sized pockets on my pants
    eat hot chip and lie

    Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.

    ya'll really need to just embrace the wearing of cargo pants

    How am I meant to trap the souls of men wearing cargo shorts? They can't see the goods 🍑
  • JessD9031
    JessD9031 Posts: 581 Member
    I would go find me and seduce myself and get me pregnant. It would be the start of the master race.
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    have a crying episode at work and leave early
    bemoan the lack of decent sized pockets on my pants
    eat hot chip and lie

    Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.

    ya'll really need to just embrace the wearing of cargo pants

    How am I meant to trap the souls of men wearing cargo shorts? They can't see the goods 🍑

    socks and sandals baby socks and sandals
  • ExpressoLove11
    ExpressoLove11 Posts: 337 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    have a crying episode at work and leave early
    bemoan the lack of decent sized pockets on my pants
    eat hot chip and lie

    Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.

    ya'll really need to just embrace the wearing of cargo pants

    How am I meant to trap the souls of men wearing cargo shorts? They can't see the goods 🍑

    socks and sandals baby socks and sandals

    Extra points if I wear my birkenstocks with knee highs?
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    have a crying episode at work and leave early
    bemoan the lack of decent sized pockets on my pants
    eat hot chip and lie

    Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.

    ya'll really need to just embrace the wearing of cargo pants

    How am I meant to trap the souls of men wearing cargo shorts? They can't see the goods 🍑

    socks and sandals baby socks and sandals

    Extra points if I wear my birkenstocks with knee highs?

    ive never seen that before idk if its a dealbreaker or not sorry
  • ExpressoLove11
    ExpressoLove11 Posts: 337 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    have a crying episode at work and leave early
    bemoan the lack of decent sized pockets on my pants
    eat hot chip and lie

    Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.

    ya'll really need to just embrace the wearing of cargo pants

    How am I meant to trap the souls of men wearing cargo shorts? They can't see the goods 🍑

    socks and sandals baby socks and sandals

    Extra points if I wear my birkenstocks with knee highs?

    ive never seen that before idk if its a dealbreaker or not sorry

    Boy are you missing out
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    have a crying episode at work and leave early
    bemoan the lack of decent sized pockets on my pants
    eat hot chip and lie

    Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.

    ya'll really need to just embrace the wearing of cargo pants

    How am I meant to trap the souls of men wearing cargo shorts? They can't see the goods 🍑

    socks and sandals baby socks and sandals

    Extra points if I wear my birkenstocks with knee highs?

    ive never seen that before idk if its a dealbreaker or not sorry

    Boy are you missing out

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  • taglazar1
    taglazar1 Posts: 277 Member
    Not pay for a drink or a meal the entire day
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Suntan shirtless at the beach. No tan lines!🙌🏽😎🍹
  • mistwitch
    mistwitch Posts: 184 Member
    taglazar1 wrote: »
    Not pay for a drink or a meal the entire day

    This is what I do. Having breasts is fabulous
  • taglazar1
    taglazar1 Posts: 277 Member
    mistwitch wrote: »
    taglazar1 wrote: »
    Not pay for a drink or a meal the entire day

    This is what I do. Having breasts is fabulous

    I think it’s your macrons ;)
  • taglazar1
    taglazar1 Posts: 277 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    Suntan shirtless at the beach. No tan lines!🙌🏽😎🍹

    I mean you could do this now. I do :)
  • JessD9031
    JessD9031 Posts: 581 Member
    taglazar1 wrote: »
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    Suntan shirtless at the beach. No tan lines!🙌🏽😎🍹

    I mean you could do this now. I do :)

    I do too....
  • taglazar1
    taglazar1 Posts: 277 Member
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    taglazar1 wrote: »
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    Suntan shirtless at the beach. No tan lines!🙌🏽😎🍹

    I mean you could do this now. I do :)

    I do too....

    Rockstar
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    send soooooo many passive aggressive texts

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