Have you ever secretly crushed the person above?

Dear Diary

Oh, the spider guy is here again. Why’s he never notice me? Is my lollipop not big enough? Do I not meow loud enough? What ever could it be. 😢

She sure is, @spider_mark51959. She’s one of my favourites. 🥰

Nope

I definitely could 😸

Maaaybe

It has NEVER been a secret

Anyone who could crush a minion is just heartless.

no

Crush her kindness!