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    Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

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    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Glaring at the bartender who asked him if he wanted ice in his drink.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      edited August 2021
      Knocking back shots off a half naked hunky dude laying on the bar ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
      *elbows her out of the way* my turn ๐Ÿ˜†
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Getting slapped by the drunk blonde who she just pushed away mid lick of said half naked hunky dude. Cโ€™mon woman, she hasnโ€™t been out in almost two years, you know!!?!
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Omg.. shes like a raging animal.. covers eyes *peeks through fingers* that poor dude ๐Ÿ˜ณ


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    • Posts: 730 Member
      Obviously sheโ€™s doing a comedy routine because we all know she wouldnโ€™t be peaking through her fingers if a hot dude was getting ravaged ๐Ÿคช
    • Posts: 7,694 Member
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    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      Declining the advances of a particularly ardent admirer.
    • Posts: 13,440 Member
      Giving me the wink wink
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Staring at a lady with a twitchy eye :D
    • Posts: 7,694 Member
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    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Dancing with Rico Suave' ๐Ÿ˜
    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      Teaching the noobs how to do the Macarena
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    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Dancing up a storm
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    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      edited August 2021
      Playing pool in unconventional ways, sheโ€™s just shy.

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    • Posts: 730 Member
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      She's done!
    • Posts: 7,694 Member
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    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Showing the bartender how to make he favorite cocktail.
    • Posts: 7,867 Member
      Frantically searching for the missing @Ironwoman1111 to hold her hair back while she talks to cousin Ralph in the bathroom...found her just in time!
    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      She just won the best legs contest!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿฅ‡
      Unfortunately, I missed it because the orange juice I was drinking (I was the designated driver) went bad!๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿšฝ

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    • Posts: 730 Member
      edited August 2021
      After she finishes being sick from the bad OJ she notices me walk in. Sheโ€™s been mad about the song I dedicated to her the other day so she shoves people out of the way and starts running toward me ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      *cringe* after that swift kick he got, Iโ€™m not sure heโ€™ll be walking well this week. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Being charged by police for kicking some guy.. ๐Ÿ˜ณ She's claiming it wasn't her, says she's Canadian its in her DNA not to be violent.. she also says "the devil made me do it"
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      Whispering devilish stuff to cat
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
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      Whispering devilish stuff to cat

      Whispering in my ear telling me what to say to Cat >:):D
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      Drunk.. and tripping.. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    • Posts: 7,867 Member
      Looking after @slimgirljo15
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      Showing off her dance move to distract me.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      ๐Ÿ˜ณ where's his pants?
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      *pointing toward @SunnyBunBun79

      She took em .
    • Posts: 2,228 Member
      I didn't have time for that!! You blew it sky high!!

      *oh lort I need to hide now* :D

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