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Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Glaring at the bartender who asked him if he wanted ice in his drink.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2021
    Knocking back shots off a half naked hunky dude laying on the bar ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
    *elbows her out of the way* my turn ๐Ÿ˜†
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Getting slapped by the drunk blonde who she just pushed away mid lick of said half naked hunky dude. Cโ€™mon woman, she hasnโ€™t been out in almost two years, you know!!?!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Omg.. shes like a raging animal.. covers eyes *peeks through fingers* that poor dude ๐Ÿ˜ณ


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  • CPruneJuice
    CPruneJuice Posts: 730 Member
    Obviously sheโ€™s doing a comedy routine because we all know she wouldnโ€™t be peaking through her fingers if a hot dude was getting ravaged ๐Ÿคช
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Declining the advances of a particularly ardent admirer.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    Giving me the wink wink
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Staring at a lady with a twitchy eye :D
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Dancing with Rico Suave' ๐Ÿ˜
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Teaching the noobs how to do the Macarena
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dancing up a storm
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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited August 2021
    Playing pool in unconventional ways, sheโ€™s just shy.

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  • CPruneJuice
    CPruneJuice Posts: 730 Member
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    She's done!
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Showing the bartender how to make he favorite cocktail.
  • JustAMurmur
    JustAMurmur Posts: 7,867 Member
    Frantically searching for the missing @Ironwoman1111 to hold her hair back while she talks to cousin Ralph in the bathroom...found her just in time!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She just won the best legs contest!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿฅ‡
    Unfortunately, I missed it because the orange juice I was drinking (I was the designated driver) went bad!๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿšฝ

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  • CPruneJuice
    CPruneJuice Posts: 730 Member
    edited August 2021
    After she finishes being sick from the bad OJ she notices me walk in. Sheโ€™s been mad about the song I dedicated to her the other day so she shoves people out of the way and starts running toward me ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    *cringe* after that swift kick he got, Iโ€™m not sure heโ€™ll be walking well this week. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Being charged by police for kicking some guy.. ๐Ÿ˜ณ She's claiming it wasn't her, says she's Canadian its in her DNA not to be violent.. she also says "the devil made me do it"
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Whispering devilish stuff to cat
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    Whispering devilish stuff to cat

    Whispering in my ear telling me what to say to Cat >:):D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Drunk.. and tripping.. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • JustAMurmur
    JustAMurmur Posts: 7,867 Member
    Looking after @slimgirljo15
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Showing off her dance move to distract me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ๐Ÿ˜ณ where's his pants?
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    *pointing toward @SunnyBunBun79

    She took em .
  • SunnyBunBun79
    SunnyBunBun79 Posts: 2,228 Member
    I didn't have time for that!! You blew it sky high!!

    *oh lort I need to hide now* :D

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