Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Hires herself out as a human scale. Ever had your food scale run out of batteries? Then you need to give her a call. Just place your pudding in her palm and she guarantees to be within 3 grams of the actual food weight. For an extra fee she will convert the grams to calories.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    A calorie counter for Fastfood Restaurant Menus
  • CountryGirlatHeart97
    CountryGirlatHeart97 Posts: 590 Member
    Dancer.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She works on her Ranch
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Arborist.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Arborist.

    I'm afraid I'm not that qualified 🙃. Let's just say I'm his Apprentice 😉


    Den Mother

  • DrMrsTh3Monarch
    DrMrsTh3Monarch Posts: 12 Member
    edited September 2021


    Salsa dance instructor
  • Robdsherlock
    Robdsherlock Posts: 55 Member
    A doctor or nurses
  • DrMrsTh3Monarch
    DrMrsTh3Monarch Posts: 12 Member
    Security system service technician
  • philip_kirk
    philip_kirk Posts: 65 Member
    Rhinoplasty surgeon
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Chippendale
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    CEO and owner at ChippendalesRUs.com
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I can't really say its an occupation. She volunteers , no pay involved .. oil rub downer at Chippendale central 😄
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I can't really say its an occupation. She volunteers , no pay involved .. oil rub downer at Chippendale central 😄

    I’m a holistic physical therapist! I like to give back to the less fortunate.😏🧴

    She’s a dance choreographer!😁 This is all I can show from one of her amazing shows!
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A sample of her work..
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    He ended up with so much oil applied he slipped in the tub and slide all the way to her house .. or so the story goes 🤣😂
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    A sample of her work..
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    He ended up with so much oil applied he slipped in the tub and slide all the way to her house .. or so the story goes 🤣😂

    A sample of her work?🤣 Telling stories again eh? Here’s actual footage of the oily events! Just an innocent day at the playground.😇🧴

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    🤣😂😅 Is he on MFP? Asking for a friend, I’m serious! See?👉🏽 @Cat0703a
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    A sample of her work..
    yic1753edqf7.jpg
    He ended up with so much oil applied he slipped in the tub and slide all the way to her house .. or so the story goes 🤣😂

    A sample of her work?🤣 Telling stories again eh? Here’s actual footage of the oily events! Just an innocent day at the playground.😇🧴

    opmwwaadh83o.gif

    🤣😂😅 Is he on MFP? Asking for a friend, I’m serious! See?👉🏽 @Cat0703a

    To clarify, I’m asking about Exhibit A and most certainly not Exhibit B (slide dude). 😇
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    A sample of her work..
    yic1753edqf7.jpg
    He ended up with so much oil applied he slipped in the tub and slide all the way to her house .. or so the story goes 🤣😂

    A sample of her work?🤣 Telling stories again eh? Here’s actual footage of the oily events! Just an innocent day at the playground.😇🧴

    opmwwaadh83o.gif

    🤣😂😅 Is he on MFP? Asking for a friend, I’m serious! See?👉🏽 @Cat0703a

    Nice try.. I have playground footage .. innocent my *beep* 😂
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    A sample of her work..
    yic1753edqf7.jpg
    He ended up with so much oil applied he slipped in the tub and slide all the way to her house .. or so the story goes 🤣😂

    A sample of her work?🤣 Telling stories again eh? Here’s actual footage of the oily events! Just an innocent day at the playground.😇🧴

    opmwwaadh83o.gif

    🤣😂😅 Is he on MFP? Asking for a friend, I’m serious! See?👉🏽 @Cat0703a

    To clarify, I’m asking about Exhibit A and most certainly not Exhibit B (slide dude). 😇

    He could be on mfp 🤣😂 behind one of the many non face type profiles.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Hires out her services to all the newly created germaphobes due to the pandemic. Need a doorknob touched? How about your loose change accepted from the cashier? Then look no further.
  • silverstar65
    silverstar65 Posts: 184 Member
    Hoola Hoop expert
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    CPA
  • MadRee87
    MadRee87 Posts: 227 Member
    Counselor
  • sandejones
    sandejones Posts: 1,840 Member
    Train Pusher
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Teacher
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    If you’re lacking confidence in how to be sexy, look no further. She’s an expert on high heels, a Sexy Therapist !👠👠
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    You’re very own personal step coach. She’ll run behind you clapping her hands with each step. You only get a kiss from her when you reach your step goal for the day, not a step sooner.
  • soldodunja2910
    soldodunja2910 Posts: 16 Member
    edited April 2022
    police officer .. or nurse.. something helpful
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,467 Member
    Philosopher
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Librarian
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    The leader of his own cult.

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