Bucket List

:laugh: Hilarious!
My bucket list isn't so entertaining as yours:
1. I want to have a baby boy
2. Swim with dolphins
3. Travel to Brazil
4. Finish Med school
5. Fly a helicopter/plane

I want to punch a dolphin.

Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
I also suspect that those cute little clicking sounds are actually vulgar insults.

I think this is by far the most hilarious thing I've heard all day. Now I want to punch a dolphin, too.

travel to italy
travel to rio
travel to australia ( only to see the sydney opera house, cuz it just looks cool )
tour alcatraz prison
have a drink with snooki ( lmao )
win the lottery
uhm..thats all igot right now

I want to punch a dolphin.

Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
I also suspect that those cute little clicking sounds are actually vulgar insults.

The Oatmeal, FTW!

I wish this were one of those karma giving websites: you'd be SO +1 right now!

*Punch a whale. (from the show Scrubs)
*Call somebody much bigger than I, something I can't say in a thread. (Run to tell about it)
*Be referenced on family guy.
*Cover a Bob Dylan song on a record. (harder than one may think since it's not my song etc etc)
*Skydive

What are some of the things that would be on your bucket list?

I'll go first

1. Ride a bull
2. Ride a black stallion
3. Ride a cow (naked)
4. Ride a dolphin
5. Ride a big Pig (think Hannibal)
6. Ride a BearTiger ;D

here is a RL sketch of me riding PBT

You have too much time on your hands buddy.

So seals aren't dolphins...but this is a song the Georgia Tech marching band sings every game. And every party. And generally whenever we're drunk...

Baby Seal Song
(To the tune of "Mountain Dew")

Way up north where it is cold
You know they ain't got much gold
They all make their living from the seal skins they've sold.
Me I like the killing, because it's so fulfilling
And I hate to see a baby seal grow old.

Chorus:

You don't bludgeon a seal 'cause you want a meal
You do it cause you want to hear those little suckers squeal.
You hit 'em on the head, and you do it just for kicks
And you poke out their eyes with your eye-pokin' sticks.
(Two - Three - Four)

My daddy was a little mean, my mama was a bit obscene,
Maybe that's the reason for the way that I feel.
You might not believe me, but my woman wants to leave me
So I guess I'll take it out on a baby seal.

The Liberals want to lock me up because I kill the seal pups
And tie their fur up into little bales.
I know that it won't be long 'til all the baby seals are gone
So I guess I'll just start wiping out the whales.

Slice 'em, dice 'em, roto-till 'em, chop 'em up or just plain kill 'em,
Their fur comes off with just one easy peel (RIP, RIP, RIP)
People, people don't you cry cause I know that when I die
I'll be coming back as a baby seal....

1. swim with dolphins

2. sky dive or bunjee jump maybe both

I've completed much of my list already. All the ones that didn't require ridiculous amounts of money.

- go on a cruise - I live on a peninsula and haven't done this yet?!

- travel by freighter - I need to go with a guy I trust though, 'cause I'm pretty sure traveling by freighter would be kind of risky for a woman.

- literally backpack through Europe - I'd like to do this alone, though. I'm thinking I'll couch surf the whole way.

Learn a foreign language so I"m really conversational.
Take a mediterranian cruise--Spain, France, Italy, Greece.
Get a dog or cat.
Not have to worry about money.

1. Go to Amsterdam
2. Make out with Aishwarya Rai
3. Wingsuit base jump
4. Visit Rome
5. Swim with the sting rays in the Caribbean

Ya know, I wouldn't mind taking PBT out for a spin myself. I'll fight you for it ;-P

We could go doubles Aj!

Saddle up ladies. Fur rides and butter for both of you!!!

Woohoo! Should we wear chaps?

Ya know, I wouldn't mind taking PBT out for a spin myself. I'll fight you for it ;-P

We could go doubles Aj!

Saddle up ladies. Fur rides and butter for both of you!!!

Woohoo! Should we wear chaps?

As long as that's all you wear.

I want to punch a dolphin.

Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
I also suspect that those cute little clicking sounds are actually vulgar insults.

LMAO I You :P