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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She knows because she watches him from my closet 😏

    Come on out, Fab. 😚
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Keeps a pool full of pudding in her backyard. 👀I’ve seen it!☁️😇☁️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has swam in Fabs pudding pool
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,896 Member
    She loves cookies more than biscuits
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She has the world's largest furbies collection.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He has been the lead in the ballet production Swan Lake.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's so chizzeled that she was accepted in the Mr. Olympia contest and won the Title twice! 💪
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wears a pillow strategically placed under her shirt everyday. It’s not because she wants to look pregnant but rather wants a beer belly without having to drink it.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    She does the voices for most of the popular Pixar movies. Even the ones they say are other famous actors. It’s almost ALWAYS PaperDoll. She takes no credit or royalties.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Believes in karma so when she flies she sits behind toddlers and kicks the back of the seat the whole flight.
  • duichaser
    duichaser Posts: 174 Member
    Once performed the Heimlich maneuver on an elderly man in a bar, WHILE sinking karaoke to "I will survive." Never missed a beat.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Is the owner of MFP in disguise. Just playing on the forums incognito. Admiring the way it all operates….as a well oiled machine.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was once a contestant on Naked and Afraid but got booted after crocheting a dress out of wheat grass and ferns. And Forming some skibbies from wild moss covered rubarb leaves.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited October 2021
    Before she posts a sweaty selfie, she adds extra blush to her cheeks and spritz herself with Evian water
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Only eats good and drinks beverages starting with the first letter of the current day of the week. Today will be macaroni, muffins, maple syrup, mushrooms, macaroons, and mimosas.
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    Stole my car a few weeks back, still owes me money for drugs.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He doesn't own a car, unicycles to work in a pink tutu.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Is the largest manufacturer of pink tutus worldwide. All by hand by Slimgirljo.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Donated the Pink Tutu that Slim gifted her to charity (Her super Flamboyant Cousin André).
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She idolizes Madonna and can often be found wiggling on the floor at her local Walmart singing “Like a Virgin” in her finest fishnet stockings.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She isn't really a giraffe, she's a sloth 😲
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Owns an erotic cake shop. No, that cake is not in the shape of Florida.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Has said cakes specially flown in thrice weekly. Minimum.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    The baker for said cakes
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    He always burns his ribs :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He's tasted Neils ribs.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Neil wasn't' supposed to tell anybody 🤣🤣

    She Wears two sets of ear muffs when I sing ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When he sings is like a duel between a strangled cat and broken bagpipe 🤣
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She strangled cats and breaks bagpipes. 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sadly, was one of those strangled cats.. I did say I had a temper 🤷‍♀️

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