I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Wondering why she’s got a fancy dress in the closet, a cake tasting on the menu, and a hot trainer she’s seeing every week… 🤔

Getting chub and heartburn from eating Mexican food every day!

Eating tacos everyday..

Getting twitterpated by all the sexy accents of the Aussie hunks at the local Pub she takes me to 😌😉

Attending rave parties in other towns

Washing the dishes at restaurants because she always forgot her money

Dividing costs exactly in half for everything . Every time it came down to a penny difference we had to alternate that extra cent.

Dating "a better man"! 😉

locked in her basement........again..........crap, I just got out

with a new name...