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    Ever fart in the gym ?

    Posts: 14 Member
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    Accidentally ripped a huge one by the free weights today. Walked away unsuspecting….looked back and everyone was eyeballing each other….smooth criminal

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    • Posts: 1,635 Member
      I’ve NEVER farted in my life! 😤
    • Posts: 9,558 Member
      BRUH

      rip *kitten* at the gym


      clear the squat rack
    • Posts: 287 Member
      rdh7760 wrote: »
      Accidentally ripped a huge one by the free weights today. Walked away unsuspecting….looked back and everyone was eyeballing each other….smooth criminal

      Your farts bring all the boyz to the front yard....
    • Posts: 4,018 Member
      This is my greatest fear.
    • Posts: 2,593 Member
      rdh7760 wrote: »
      Accidentally ripped a huge one by the free weights today. Walked away unsuspecting….looked back and everyone was eyeballing each other….smooth criminal

      If this was yesterday I'd say maybe that's why you had a few glances 😬
    • Posts: 4,679 Member
      edited November 2021
      The benefits of a home gym... All the farty, none of the shame. 🤣
    • Posts: 99 Member
      🤣
      ..ahem moi fart? NEVER!! I have a glass erse it would shatter if I ever farted.. sticks nose up in the air turns and struts away*

      Ever let one slip silent but violent in an elevator full of people and act all innocent ? 😇
    • Posts: 2,593 Member
      Lady_ov_leisure wrote: »
      🤣
      ..ahem moi fart? NEVER!! I have a glass erse it would shatter if I ever farted.. sticks nose up in the air turns and struts away*

      Ever let one slip silent but violent in an elevator full of people and act all innocent ? 😇

      Those silent ones are the worst. I've had people whisper in their panties while being in a elevator or car. Not fun 😒
    • Posts: 469 Member
      edited November 2021
      No but I once heard a woman fart while training, she laughed and said sorry. That's it.
    • Posts: 14 Member
      Lady_ov_leisure wrote: »
      🤣
      ..ahem moi fart? NEVER!! I have a glass erse it would shatter if I ever farted.. sticks nose up in the air turns and struts away*

      Ever let one slip silent but violent in an elevator full of people and act all innocent ? 😇

      This made me laugh for sure 😁
    • Posts: 513 Member
      All I do is fart
      (In the gyyyyyyymmmmmmm)

      Sing that to your favorite tune, and YOU’RE WELCOME
    • Posts: 112 Member
      my clench game is strong booboo
    • Posts: 93 Member
      Squats happen
    • Posts: 9,723 Member
      1. I'm allergic to gyms.
      2. Everywhere else I can blame my dogs.
    • Posts: 14 Member
      ReenieHJ wrote: »
      1. I'm allergic to gyms.
      2. Everywhere else I can blame my dogs.

      dogs…an easy scapegoat hah
    • Posts: 14,320 Member
      OpheliaCooter wrote: »
      I’ve NEVER farted in my life! 😤

      I can attest to this.
    • Posts: 188 Member
      Yup, & then I point to the cutie with the booty and say, “That one’s for you!”
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    • Posts: 127 Member
      Crop Dusting
    • Posts: 3,488 Member
      Drop one and run out of the area before it hits the fan.. Crop dusting just got to say a prayer it doesn't turn into a shart
    • Posts: 1,069 Member
      Lol yeah, it was when I had a personal trainer and I was going up in weight on the leg press machine. It was a lot of weight so I was straining and I guess had to fart too because as I was pushing up, a loud one let out. My trainer heard, but I don't think anyone else did. We both laughed it off haha

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