We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He'd always eat straight out of the cereal box and didn't even wash his hands first! 😖
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    Her heart belongs to someone else
    @PaperDoll_ we 💕 you
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He'd always hide Love notes to his side chick in plain site!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She would get very angry any time she saw the color yellow.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She pretended to be blind so she wouldn’t have to look at me.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    While updating her iPhone, she decided to update her significant other as well…
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He pushed my buttons but not the right one
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Found out she let the whole neighbourhood push her button 😐
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Every time we’d go out, she’d stop to ask strangers about her ex and her button. 🤔
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She sent me text messages comprised entirely of question marks. I couldn’t handle the crypticness of it!
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
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    She kept scratching me…I’m talking blood and scars.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,207 Member
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    He'd only eat the left Twix and it's my favourite
  • AdahGreen2022
    AdahGreen2022 Posts: 264 Member
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    Her idea of a romantic breakfast in bed is sharing a Twix bar...
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    They kept spending time with that Twix, no not the chocolate bar, their ex!😤
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
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    She beat me in arm wrestling;(
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    We were both attracted to women. And I had arm envy…
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    I caught him and his lover up there 👆🏽 dancing in the living room.😧😤 But, they did have some nice moves!😁👍
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
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    All the glitter
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,207 Member
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    He had issues with glitter. Only psychopaths hate glitter 🤬
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
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    Only liked one of my personalities

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