Calvin and Hobbes...

I've blown a few fuses in my time; it was always a silent process...

Ah, the old "worm in her hair" trick... Thankfully I don't a dirty mind... oh wait...

For a kid who hates baths (theoretically), Calvin seems to gravitate towards activities that result in the need for such...

Calvin discovered the secret of life... the universe IS trying to kill us... Might as well party!!

I've heard of the third eye chakra... Calvin doesn't strike me as the type who is into meditation.

Does this mean Calvin anticipated Twitter? And found the results aren't to his liking? lol

Come on, Calvin... your dad isn't that bad...

So much character... lol

I was going to ask how Calvin quotes Gaugin yet he doesn't know who Gaugin is... but upon reflection I realized most of us use aphorisms without actually researching the source...

Two minutes? Nowadays $5 gets you a few seconds...

Oh Calvin... why must you be so awesome?

Calvin is right... we grown-ups don't do that...

Nowadays it would be a website rather than a magazine...

Specialization for commercialization...

Hard data and fun seem like mutually exclusive concepts...