What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    carelynn114 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
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    This look like my….

    Ok I’ll stop 😂

    I’m inviting myself to the family bbq
  • carelynn114
    carelynn114 Posts: 290 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    carelynn114 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
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    This look like my….

    Ok I’ll stop 😂

    I’m inviting myself to the family bbq
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    carelynn114 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
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    This look like my….

    Ok I’ll stop 😂

    Stepdad
    🍗 👨🏻🧔🏻‍♀️ I’ve always wanted to use the bearded lady emoji 🤔
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,846 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
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    Okay, I’m weird.
    All that and he’s a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania and I still find that pic sexy as h*** 🫢
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited July 2022
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    1xchmvokjtv7.jpeg

    Okay, I’m weird.
    All that and he’s a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania and I still find that pic sexy as h*** 🫢

    😂 I feel like only Tim Curry could really pull that off

    Edit: maybe I’m wrong about that but he did it really well
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,596 Member
    When he's in the kitchen shirtless making breakfast 🥵
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    Dark features and kinda mysterious.🫦
  • carelynn114
    carelynn114 Posts: 290 Member
    Shoulder boulders ⛰ 🪨
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    When she knows her way around a meat mallet.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When she has a sheet cake 😍
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    When he messages me his number and says,
    Hey gorgeous, please call me! 🫠
    (000) 000-0000
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    edited July 2022
    When she knows how to butter my biscuit.
    *not a euphemism
  • boilerdawg2009
    boilerdawg2009 Posts: 979 Member
    When she buys me a cream horn! 😋
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    boilerdawg2009 wrote: »
    When she buys me a cream horn! 😋

    What if she buys one and just shares a pic of it with you? 🤔 Asking for a friend. 😅
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    boilerdawg2009 wrote: »
    When she buys me a cream horn! 😋
    Get her to buy you one of these. They’re called cartocci.
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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    A woman that knows how to use power tools.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Writes a poem for me 🦒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂

    🤣😂 I know
    in reality he'd whisper.." let's have a quickie right here " then I'd get to finish the dishes 🤣
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂

    🤣😂 I know
    in reality he'd whisper.." let's have a quickie right here " then I'd get to finish the dishes 🤣

    Y’all don’t even know. 😂 😡
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂

    🤣😂 I know
    in reality he'd whisper.." let's have a quickie right here " then I'd get to finish the dishes 🤣

    Y’all don’t even know. 😂 😡

    So, you're saying you wouldn't want a quickie at the sink? 🤔🤭
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Writes a poem for me 🦒

    Roses are red. Giraffes are tall. I’m stalking you now.

    Just a rough draft.
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂

    🤣😂 I know
    in reality he'd whisper.." let's have a quickie right here " then I'd get to finish the dishes 🤣

    If only we could have the quickie, and they then do the dishes, it could be their reward 🤣🤣🤣

    This one gets it
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂

    🤣😂 I know
    in reality he'd whisper.." let's have a quickie right here " then I'd get to finish the dishes 🤣

    If only we could have the quickie, and they then do the dishes, it could be their reward 🤣🤣🤣

    This one gets it
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂

    🤣😂 I know
    in reality he'd whisper.." let's have a quickie right here " then I'd get to finish the dishes 🤣

    Y’all don’t even know. 😂 😡

    So, you're saying you wouldn't want a quickie at the sink? 🤔🤭

    When yo man don’t want that… bigger problems than dishes.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,285 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂


    Wanna find out 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂


    Wanna find out 😂

    They wouldn’t respect him if there was. Don’t fall for this, Chicken Man.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    @Cat0703a because she’s so gorgeous and those dimples 😍
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂


    Wanna find out 😂

    They wouldn’t respect him if there was. Don’t fall for this, Chicken Man.

    Erm.... we so would 😏😂 shhhhhhh you

    Lies. All lies. Go do your own dishes 🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂

    🤣😂 I know
    in reality he'd whisper.." let's have a quickie right here " then I'd get to finish the dishes 🤣

    If only we could have the quickie, and they then do the dishes, it could be their reward 🤣🤣🤣

    Exactly 😁
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂

    🤣😂 I know
    in reality he'd whisper.." let's have a quickie right here " then I'd get to finish the dishes 🤣

    If only we could have the quickie, and they then do the dishes, it could be their reward 🤣🤣🤣

    Exactly 😁

    🙋🏻‍♂️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he walks up behind me while I'm doing dishes, puts his arms around my waist and presses hard against me and whispers seductively in my ear "Babe, I'll finish the dishes" 🥰😂

    There's no such man 😂


    Wanna find out 😂

    They wouldn’t respect him if there was. Don’t fall for this, Chicken Man.

    Erm.... we so would 😏😂 shhhhhhh you

    Lies. All lies. Go do your own dishes 🤣

    But they need a reward for the quickie, doing the dishes it is 😁

    🙄 Stop it before they believe these lies!

    Like you’d let anyone clean for you 🤣
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