We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Her pics were filtered. She’s actually a miniature giraffe with hairy knuckles and no horns.😂
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She was into hallucinogens, freaked out and left.....
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She had chronic ringworm 🤣
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    We didn't.. she actually moving in.. 🤬
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Can’t break up, won’t break up! I adopted him and his furry daughter and I’m moving in!🙌🥰 I hope you like my pickled herring and scrambled eggs!😋👌
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    Can’t break up, won’t break up! I adopted him and his furry daughter and I’m moving in!🙌🥰 I hope you like my pickled herring and scrambled eggs!😋👌

    Lisa can have the herring.. tastes like tuna right? 😆
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @lx1x wrote: »
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    Can’t break up, won’t break up! I adopted him and his furry daughter and I’m moving in!🙌🥰 I hope you like my pickled herring and scrambled eggs!😋👌

    Lisa can have the herring.. tastes like tuna right? 😆

    I don’t know what it tastes like? Eeew…😝😂
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    @lx1x wrote: »
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    Can’t break up, won’t break up! I adopted him and his furry daughter and I’m moving in!🙌🥰 I hope you like my pickled herring and scrambled eggs!😋👌

    Lisa can have the herring.. tastes like tuna right? 😆

    I don’t know what it tastes like? Eeew…😝😂

    Just tell her it's tuna she will eat em.. 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited June 2022
    lx1x wrote: »
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    @lx1x wrote: »
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    Can’t break up, won’t break up! I adopted him and his furry daughter and I’m moving in!🙌🥰 I hope you like my pickled herring and scrambled eggs!😋👌

    Lisa can have the herring.. tastes like tuna right? 😆

    I don’t know what it tastes like? Eeew…😝😂

    Just tell her it's tuna she will eat em.. 😂

    Truth 😋

    Edit.. because not true 🤢
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She kept popping out baby giraffes and they did NOT look like me! 😱
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She proposed to me then I found out she already had a collection of MFP wives and a husband or two💔😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She.. she.. I just can't say. It involved a can of spaghetti, a whisk and a midget .. talk about traumatised, I could never look at her the same way again
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    This didn’t happen 🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    This didn’t happen 🤗

    🤗🥰 we didn't
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She threw a pre-funeral party for me and then fell asleep during the service
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    I was not proficient in Snapchat…
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,433 Member
    He was obsessed with Tik Tok
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    It took her 4 hours to bury the cat. It was still alive.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She had a penchant for keeping her pets after their death. Not all of them were professionally stuffed either. 🧵 🪡 🐩 😬
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,905 Member
    edited July 2022
    She'd occasionally just disappear 🥸
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    I was unable to meet her dance expectations. And inevitably and unfortunately for me, it takes 2 to tango…
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,433 Member
    He didn't understand sometimes a solo dance is fun to watch
  • Richiemaerk
    Richiemaerk Posts: 307 Member
    I suspected her glasses were fake . Opps
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,433 Member
    He broke my glasses and I could no longer see
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    I was unable to proficiently conjugate verbs to her satisfaction…
  • AdahGreen2022
    AdahGreen2022 Posts: 264 Member
    Too much reminiscing and living in the past!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t enjoy that I kept the house at 15°C
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,905 Member
    We spoke two different languages - Celsius and Fahrenheit !
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She always wanted to go to Vegas for every vacation! 🙄
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,905 Member
    She wouldn't share her chocolate chip cookies 🍪😭

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