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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    He was too militant.
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    edited April 2022
    Cartoon hugs aren't fulfilling
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Kept asking me "what breed of snake best describes me" on our first date 🙄
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2022
    I was walking down the street one-day when he came running down the street and past me..
    Seems I had competition 😐
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out that she was a Streetwalker 😯
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She didn’t like it when I went running or for a simple walk! She’d call me names like jaywalker, streetwalker, all the walker names!😔
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She got offended when I once called her "Walker bait" I guess she didn't get it ... Told you you should be binge watching Zombie shows with me 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She watched the goriest shows and I just couldn’t handle seeing anyone else’s brain or intestines outside of their body. 🤢
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She had multiple side entanglements one of them with April and also with August.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She liked to pretend she was British and the fake accent was kinda fun, but I just couldn't take the driving on the wrong side of the road, especially after the near miss with an 18 Wheeler! 😰
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She constantly criticized my driving but hey we always made it places early and in one piece. No idea why she complained. 🤷‍♀️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Caught her with my dad 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ya can't break up with family 😙
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    We do a lot of things family shouldn’t do 😏

    Step family! It’s okay! 😏
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited April 2022
    She was also seeing my Sister on the side... And my Brother, cousin Frank and stepbrother Steve. And my second cousin's third cousin Pat.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
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    😢
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She entered the repopulation program after the zombie apocalypse.. 2 babies a year for 10 years .. she just wasn't the same after that 😁
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    With 20 kids under 10, I never had free time! 😅
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She needed too much free time. I got tired of her 3 hour baths and multiple naps.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found pics of someone in a bath and also napping.. she tried to tell me they were for research purposes 😫🥺 a likely story
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She only bathed on days with an 'L' in them. 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was selling her bath pics on the internet.. made me pay $10 when everyone else got them for $5.. 😤
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    I was overwhelmed…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was such a shy little flower.. I could hardly get him to speak. 😔
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I don’t know what happened. It started out all lovey dovey. She called me her flower. 🥰 But then she tied me up and refused me water and sunlight and I just wilted away. 🥀
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I don’t know what happened. It started out all lovey dovey. She called me her flower. 🥰 But then she tied me up and refused me water and sunlight and I just wilted away. 🥀

    You said you could live on fresh air and love.. How was I to know that was a lie 🤷‍♀️
  • SexyFit58
    SexyFit58 Posts: 4 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I don’t know what happened. It started out all lovey dovey. She called me her flower. 🥰 But then she tied me up and refused me water and sunlight and I just wilted away. 🥀

    You said you could live on fresh air and love.. How was I to know that was a lie 🤷‍♀️

    He asked me to marry him. I went out to get fresh air and never came back
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She thought I was a he 🥺🤣
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out that she was a she ...
    Not that there's anything wrong with that! 😉
    Well that, and the fact that she was my Sister from another Mister!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited May 2022
    She got us kicked out of BWC, the prestigious birdwatching club.🦉👀😤 She just HAD to hit her daily goal step… she went at it everywhere we went!⌚️😒 One day at our bird club, she was walking around lifting her knees, pumping her arms and sweating up a storm. When suddenly, we heard a wet SPLAT! She had stepped on this little guy!👉🐥☠️ 🫣

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