We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

PaperDoll_

She would get very angry any time she saw the color yellow.

Ironwoman1111

She pretended to be blind so she wouldn’t have to look at me.

Watching_The_Wheels

While updating her iPhone, she decided to update her significant other as well…

Cat0703a

He pushed my buttons but not the right one

slimgirljo15

Found out she let the whole neighbourhood push her button 😐

PaperDoll_

Every time we’d go out, she’d stop to ask strangers about her ex and her button. 🤔

Cat0703a

She sent me text messages comprised entirely of question marks. I couldn’t handle the crypticness of it!

Neverquit67

She kept scratching me…I’m talking blood and scars.

Alinouveau2

He'd only eat the left Twix and it's my favourite

AdahGreen2022

Her idea of a romantic breakfast in bed is sharing a Twix bar...

Ironwoman1111

They kept spending time with that Twix, no not the chocolate bar, their ex!😤

Neverquit67

She beat me in arm wrestling;(

Watching_The_Wheels

We were both attracted to women. And I had arm envy…

Ironwoman1111

I caught him and his lover up there 👆🏽 dancing in the living room.😧😤 But, they did have some nice moves!😁👍

dak205

All the glitter

Alinouveau2

He had issues with glitter. Only psychopaths hate glitter 🤬

dak205

Only liked one of my personalities

Alinouveau2

I never knew who I was gonna get

dak205

Wouldn't go camping in the snow

Alinouveau2

He wanted to go camping! I draw the line at camping

dak205

Too many lines

Alinouveau2

He didn't like chocolate!!!!!!

Cat0703a

Her s’mores were too sticky

dak205

She didn't get along with my rottweiler

slimgirljo15

His Rottweiler ate my dog 🥺😂

dak205

We didn't

Alinouveau2

He lost that lovin feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone

dak205

The random singing

Cat0703a

He just disappeared one day. There were giraffe prints outside the house…I wonder if these two things are connected? 🕵️‍♀️

dak205

I could never focus on anything else