What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    when he makes yummy noises
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love how we have to specify this here.
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want to tread carefully here. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying. I’m not talking about something crazy.
    you people get some wild interpretations sometimes 😂

    😂you had to prequalify it 3 times. And still people don’t listen.
    I’m looking at you Jo….and I like what I see.
    Jo likes to bust my figurative balls ❤️
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love how we have to specify this here.
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want to tread carefully here. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying. I’m not talking about something crazy.
    you people get some wild interpretations sometimes 😂

    😂you had to prequalify it 3 times. And still people don’t listen.
    I’m looking at you Jo….and I like what I see.
    Jo likes to bust my figurative balls ❤️

    With me it's more literal
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
    If he knows how to ride a real, live horse. 🤠
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love how we have to specify this here.
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want to tread carefully here. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying. I’m not talking about something crazy.
    you people get some wild interpretations sometimes 😂

    😂you had to prequalify it 3 times. And still people don’t listen.
    I’m looking at you Jo….and I like what I see.❤️❤️


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    Hey bayybee 🤗🥰😙
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love how we have to specify this here.
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want to tread carefully here. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying. I’m not talking about something crazy.
    you people get some wild interpretations sometimes 😂

    😂you had to prequalify it 3 times. And still people don’t listen.
    I’m looking at you Jo….and I like what I see.
    Jo likes to bust my figurative balls ❤️

    Because I 💜 you 🤗 its done with love.
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love how we have to specify this here.
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want to tread carefully here. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying. I’m not talking about something crazy.
    you people get some wild interpretations sometimes 😂

    😂you had to prequalify it 3 times. And still people don’t listen.
    I’m looking at you Jo….and I like what I see.
    Jo likes to bust my figurative balls ❤️

    With me it's more literal

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    Stop talking about your balls leut.. ☹

    😂
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love how we have to specify this here.
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want to tread carefully here. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying. I’m not talking about something crazy.
    you people get some wild interpretations sometimes 😂

    😂you had to prequalify it 3 times. And still people don’t listen.
    I’m looking at you Jo….and I like what I see.
    Jo likes to bust my figurative balls ❤️

    Because I 💜 you 🤗 its done with love.
    I know it. You got the right touch. Please don’t ever stop.

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited September 2022
    Knows how to baste a turkey. 😍
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When she’s taped together. 😍
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Knows how to baste a turkey. 😍

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    when she is "don't tell the wife" material
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    when she is "don't tell the wife" material

    You're in the right place

    don't I know it
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love how we have to specify this here.
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want to tread carefully here. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying. I’m not talking about something crazy.
    you people get some wild interpretations sometimes 😂

    😂you had to prequalify it 3 times. And still people don’t listen.
    I’m looking at you Jo….and I like what I see.❤️❤️


    k8xqhwczc3wb.gif

    Hey bayybee 🤗🥰😙

    This is how I imagine you are now.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    edited September 2022
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I love how we have to specify this here.
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want to tread carefully here. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying. I’m not talking about something crazy.
    you people get some wild interpretations sometimes 😂

    😂you had to prequalify it 3 times. And still people don’t listen.
    I’m looking at you Jo….and I like what I see.❤️❤️


    k8xqhwczc3wb.gif

    Hey bayybee 🤗🥰😙

    this is hot, the gif I mean
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    They know the difference between harder and faster
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,500 Member
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  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Moobs
  • Butt_Snorkeler
    Butt_Snorkeler Posts: 167 Member
    Them being the opposite gender
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Butt_Snorkeler wrote: »
    Them being the opposite gender

    You have the best username😆🤣
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    When he holds my hand
  • _Dan1985
    _Dan1985 Posts: 310 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Butt_Snorkeler wrote: »
    Them being the opposite gender

    You have the best username😆🤣

    Slightly topical fact: Turtles can breathe through their buttholes when their head is submerged underwater.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
    _Dan1985 wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Butt_Snorkeler wrote: »
    Them being the opposite gender

    You have the best username😆🤣

    Slightly topical fact: Turtles can breathe through their buttholes when their head is submerged underwater.

    I adore the fact that you know this my friend. ☺️😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    When she doesn't try to pretend she's less interested than she really is
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,500 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    When he's a protagonist

    What about a 🐷? 🤷‍♂️
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,500 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Butt_Snorkeler wrote: »
    Them being the opposite gender

    You have the best username😆🤣

    This why we friends 😂
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,500 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Spontaneous “I love you’s” not prompted by habit or obligation.

    My parents taught me this - who divorced when I was young - but are actually back together today 😂 my dad hasn’t changed - but maybe took my moms 30 years realize he ain’t that bad 🤷‍♂️
  • _Dan1985
    _Dan1985 Posts: 310 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    _Dan1985 wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Butt_Snorkeler wrote: »
    Them being the opposite gender

    You have the best username😆🤣

    Slightly topical fact: Turtles can breathe through their buttholes when their head is submerged underwater.

    I adore the fact that you know this my friend. ☺️😂

    I'm trying to teach myself to do it; so far I've nearly drowned twice, been arrested for exposure and I'm banned from every swimming pool in town.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
    _Dan1985 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    _Dan1985 wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Butt_Snorkeler wrote: »
    Them being the opposite gender

    You have the best username😆🤣

    Slightly topical fact: Turtles can breathe through their buttholes when their head is submerged underwater.

    I adore the fact that you know this my friend. ☺️😂

    I'm trying to teach myself to do it; so far I've nearly drowned twice, been arrested for exposure and I'm banned from every swimming pool in town.

    Be sure to let me know if you figure it out! 😂

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    _Dan1985 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    _Dan1985 wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Butt_Snorkeler wrote: »
    Them being the opposite gender

    You have the best username😆🤣

    Slightly topical fact: Turtles can breathe through their buttholes when their head is submerged underwater.

    I adore the fact that you know this my friend. ☺️😂

    I'm trying to teach myself to do it; so far I've nearly drowned twice, been arrested for exposure and I'm banned from every swimming pool in town.

    Pics or it didn't happen 😂
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