PUNS!!!

nm2bsc · January 2016

^^ you're silly cone

junelove89 · January 2016

motterotter · January 2016

That dastardly banana has a split pearsonality i am sure i saw him on a wanted poster for armed strobbery

junelove89 · January 2016

motterotter wrote: »

That dastardly banana has a split pearsonality i am sure i saw him on a wanted poster for armed strobbery

Oh, my bad. This isn't the "most wanted" thread?

ShawtyShawt · May 2016

I love sea food because I'll try every food I see.

junelove89 · May 2016

_EPIC_ · May 2016

junelove89 · May 2016

JDubbs2 · May 2016

ShawtyShawt · May 2016

Laffy Taffy
How much do pirate ear piercings cost?

A BUCK AN EAR!

nitroalley · May 2016

Did you hear about the (insert favorite ethnicity to tease) he tried to rob a bank? He tied up the safe and blew the guard.

ShawtyShawt · June 2016

Bethany Waines from G+ said the following:

"How does Moses make his coffee?" "Hebrews it" "Jew kidding me" "Israeli how he does it"

amorfati601070 · June 2016

Please try my falafel or you'll me make fal-af-el.

*Badum tish*

LiftingLisa · June 2016

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

PoodleParent · September 2022

Why was the broom late? It overswept.

SandeJones1 · September 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do

PoodleParent · October 2022

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

junelove89 · September 2023

I had a taser once. It was stunning.

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