Man tip...
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Same here.Clicked on this thread cause...
I always like a good man tip
Guilty too and was dissapointed **sighs**
thought i would learn something interesting here....0 -
Clicked on this thread cause...
I always like a good man tip
Heh.0 -
I'm taking a #2 as I'm typing this out and carrying a conversation to the guy next to me.0
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Yikes! Definitely not acceptable. My husband doesn't even do this and we have been married 15 years.0
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No no no... remember, MFP taught us that coupons ARE acceptable after Date #3. Taking a dump with the door open is not.
Do we need to recap?
Date 1: Go dutch and do not have sex.
Date 3: Coupons acceptable.
3 months: You should be FaceBook Official or there's a problem.
1 year: Promise ring it baby....
Never: Take a dump w/ the door open. Send a picture instead.0 -
I dont care... I do it anyways.. there's nothing wrong with it.0
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If you're going to eat somewhere that accepts coupons, you kind of have to expect this as a result...
what is wrong with being frugal on a date
Paying with coupons will NOT get you laid, my friend. And that is the goal of any date.0 -
Everybody poops. It's natural.0
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No no no... remember, MFP taught us that coupons ARE acceptable after Date #3. Taking a dump with the door open is not.
Do we need to recap?
Date 1: Go dutch and do not have sex.
Date 3: Coupons acceptable.
3 months: You should be FaceBook Official or there's a problem.
1 year: Promise ring it baby....
Never: Take a dump w/ the door open. Send a picture instead.
im glad you told me this, cause im going on a "first date" with someone this weekend...0 -
I think at that point, you would be allowed to stand and aim. Did he feel that you were getting closer as a result of this shared experience?0
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No no no... remember, MFP taught us that coupons ARE acceptable after Date #3. Taking a dump with the door open is not.
Do we need to recap?
Date 1: Go dutch and do not have sex.
Date 3: Coupons acceptable.
3 months: You should be FaceBook Official or there's a problem.
1 year: Promise ring it baby....
Never: Take a dump w/ the door open. Send a picture instead.
Wait, I forget, when you promise ring it, is that your version, the "I promise someday to love you enough to delay marriage with a long engagement" or the version I was taught, "I married Jesus and until we get married I'm not sleeping with you"?0 -
No no no... remember, MFP taught us that coupons ARE acceptable after Date #3. Taking a dump with the door open is not.
Do we need to recap?
Date 1: Go dutch and do not have sex.
Date 3: Coupons acceptable.
3 months: You should be FaceBook Official or there's a problem.
1 year: Promise ring it baby....
Never: Take a dump w/ the door open. Send a picture instead.
im glad you told me this, cause im going on a "first date" with someone this weekend...
1st date + no sex = wasted night0 -
I think at that point, you would be allowed to stand and aim. Did he feel that you were getting closer as a result of this shared experience?
I don't know... But I was afraid date 4 may involve a golden shower or a minnesota popsicle.
Someone hold me... I'm scared0 -
Wait...was he pee'ing? That's perfectly fine. One first date, I showed her I could write her name in the snow, but I am all romantic like that.0
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Everybody poops. It's natural.
incorrect. ladies do not poop, fart, sweat, or belch.0 -
No no no... remember, MFP taught us that coupons ARE acceptable after Date #3. Taking a dump with the door open is not.
Do we need to recap?
Date 1: Go dutch and do not have sex.
Date 3: Coupons acceptable.
3 months: You should be FaceBook Official or there's a problem.
1 year: Promise ring it baby....
Never: Take a dump w/ the door open. Send a picture instead.
Wait, I forget, when you promise ring it, is that your version, the "I promise someday to love you enough to delay marriage with a long engagement" or the version I was taught, "I married Jesus and until we get married I'm not sleeping with you"?
I'm still torn on this whole topic. It was you that taught me it was a Virginity Ring, not a pre-pre-engagement ring, no?? :smooched:0 -
It is not appropriate to sit on the toilet with the door open on date #3.
lmao! that is just so wrong..0 -
Wait...was he pee'ing? That's perfectly fine. One first date, I showed her I could write her name in the snow, but I am all romantic like that.
And you have a geeky username. That's hot.0 -
I'll hold you, but I linve in Minnesota, so you know what you're getting...I think at that point, you would be allowed to stand and aim. Did he feel that you were getting closer as a result of this shared experience?
I don't know... But I was afraid date 4 may involve a golden shower or a minnesota popsicle.
Someone hold me... I'm scared0 -
Wait...was he pee'ing? That's perfectly fine. One first date, I showed her I could write her name in the snow, but I am all romantic like that.
im so gonna have to remember that for when it snows here.0 -
No no no... remember, MFP taught us that coupons ARE acceptable after Date #3. Taking a dump with the door open is not.
Do we need to recap?
Date 1: Go dutch and do not have sex.
Date 3: Coupons acceptable.
3 months: You should be FaceBook Official or there's a problem.
1 year: Promise ring it baby....
Never: Take a dump w/ the door open. Send a picture instead.
Wait, I forget, when you promise ring it, is that your version, the "I promise someday to love you enough to delay marriage with a long engagement" or the version I was taught, "I married Jesus and until we get married I'm not sleeping with you"?
I'm still torn on this whole topic. It was you that taught me it was a Virginity Ring, not a pre-pre-engagement ring, no?? :smooched:
It was. I try to educate MFP in any way I can...as you know it is often very helpful/legit diet advice...0 -
Everybody poops. It's natural.
incorrect. ladies do not poop, fart, sweat, or belch.
Or queef0 -
No no no... remember, MFP taught us that coupons ARE acceptable after Date #3. Taking a dump with the door open is not.
Do we need to recap?
Date 1: Go dutch and do not have sex.
Date 3: Coupons acceptable.
3 months: You should be FaceBook Official or there's a problem.
1 year: Promise ring it baby....
Never: Take a dump w/ the door open. Send a picture instead.
Wait, I forget, when you promise ring it, is that your version, the "I promise someday to love you enough to delay marriage with a long engagement" or the version I was taught, "I married Jesus and until we get married I'm not sleeping with you"?
I'm still torn on this whole topic. It was you that taught me it was a Virginity Ring, not a pre-pre-engagement ring, no?? :smooched:
It was. I try to educate MFP in any way I can...as you know it is often very helpful/legit diet advice...
Totally. We always talk about diet. It's why I love you so....0 -
That wouldnt happen if you were on date#3 with yours truly!!.............This awesomely tanned man would never do such things.0
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:laugh:It is not appropriate to sit on the toilet with the door open on date #3.
ohhh... thank u for the midday giggle!!!0 -
Clicked on this thread cause...
I always like a good man tip
Hide the tip?0 -
This whole topic is kind of dumb. A man shouldn't have to close the door for any of his bathroom activities. And the woman should be HAPPY to have said man in her life doing said activity.0
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Date #1 with Rue started with a trip to the bathroom for him...he didn't leave the door open, but really I had met him only second earlier....0
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Date #1 with Rue started with a trip to the bathroom for him...he didn't leave the door open, but really I had met him only second earlier....
He was probably whacking it. You got to get the easy one out of the way early.0 -
Everybody poops. It's natural.
incorrect. ladies do not poop, fart, sweat, or belch.
Or queef
we definitely do not queef. :indifferent:0
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