What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    When I'm smacking the pillows to flatten em out while making the bed and she gives me this look 😏
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,501 Member
    Reckoner67_again wrote: Β»
    When she tosses the toaster into the tub when I'm taking a bath

    You forgot to mention she knows to have an extension and to not have it plugged into a gfci outlet - cause she loves you
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Someone who sits super still with sunflower seeds all over their lap waiting for a chipmunk
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    edited October 2022
    if her last google search was "how to be loyal after years of being on mfp" 😍
  • Butt_Snorkeler
    Butt_Snorkeler Posts: 167 Member
    happimess01 wrote: Β»
    if her last google search was "how to be loyal after years of being on mfp" 😍


    If she has to google that, she aint the one
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    Butt_Snorkeler wrote: Β»
    happimess01 wrote: Β»
    if her last google search was "how to be loyal after years of being on mfp" 😍


    If she has to google that, she aint the one

    the struggle is real, trust me
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    knows the difference between a prusik head and two half hitches
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ermengarde22 wrote: Β»
    knows the difference between a prusik head and two half hitches

    Also you should know that since you have come back to MFP I have had all kinds of interesting decorative *macramΓ©* show up on various platforms and I don’t know how the World Wide Web knows that you and I interact but you are my only connection to that particular art form as far as I know so it’s gotta be you I think. I’m not madπŸ˜‚
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: Β»
    ermengarde22 wrote: Β»
    knows the difference between a prusik head and two half hitches

    Also you should know that since you have come back to MFP I have had all kinds of interesting decorative *macramΓ©* show up on various platforms and I don’t know how the World Wide Web knows that you and I interact but you are my only connection to that particular art form as far as I know so it’s gotta be you I think. I’m not madπŸ˜‚

    it’s a beautiful art form like you can even make pretty things with zip ties
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    If she still flirts with me after we've been together for a while

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    would still love me if I were a worm
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When he still finds my faults endearing.. πŸ˜‚
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    the motion of the ocean
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,501 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: Β»
    the motion of the ocean
    Even if I’m rocking a 6ft kayak ?πŸ€”
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: Β»
    TwitchyMagee wrote: Β»
    the motion of the ocean
    Even if I’m rocking a 6ft kayak ?πŸ€”

    Rough seas ahead
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,501 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: Β»
    cowsfan12 wrote: Β»
    TwitchyMagee wrote: Β»
    the motion of the ocean
    Even if I’m rocking a 6ft kayak ?πŸ€”

    Rough seas ahead

    I can navigate like a mofo
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: Β»
    the motion of the ocean

    And when the captain stays in port long enough for all passengers to get off.
  • _Dan1985
    _Dan1985 Posts: 310 Member
    edited October 2022
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: Β»
    _Dan1985 wrote: Β»
    Superficial: A nose stud, not fond of the big hoopy nose rings, but an elegant little stud can be very classy and attractive.

    Not superficial: Quirky interests.

    What if she has a nose stud but has been recently wearing a ring to spice things up?!

    I mean, I don't dislike a little ring - but I'm especially fond of a stud. Both can be sexy.

    Edit: I seriously need to consider rewording every part of this πŸ€”
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,501 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: Β»
    TwitchyMagee wrote: Β»
    the motion of the ocean

    And when the captain stays in port long enough for all passengers to get off.

    That’s just good nautical manners I. Which any skipper should oblige
  • _Dan1985
    _Dan1985 Posts: 310 Member
    edited October 2022
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: Β»
    _Dan1985 wrote: Β»
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: Β»
    _Dan1985 wrote: Β»
    Superficial: A nose stud, not fond of the big hoopy nose rings, but an elegant little stud can be very classy and attractive.

    Not superficial: Quirky interests.

    What if she has a nose stud but has been recently wearing a ring to spice things up?!

    I mean, I don't dislike a little ring - but I'm especially fond of a stud. Both can be sexy.

    Edit: I seriously need to consider rewording every part of this πŸ€”

    I just like to see how many times I can make you squirm over your word choices πŸ˜‚

    Eta: I am currently wearing a nose ring though, which I haven't in about ten years.

    By 'considering rewording every part of this' - I meant the part about:

    "I'm fond of a sexy stud" πŸ‘€

    ...but when I said about 'big, hoopy nose rings' I meant like:
    oO7SjHD.png

  • CFL4L
    CFL4L Posts: 91 Member
    Music suggestions that secretly tell me how they feel about me 😏

    5in inseam shorts that show off their legs πŸ˜‰

  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    edited October 2022
    CFL4L wrote: Β»
    Music suggestions that secretly tell me how they feel about me 😏

    5in inseam shorts that show off their legs πŸ˜‰

    Hey I've got some of those shorts 😜😏
  • StartOverAgain24
    StartOverAgain24 Posts: 14 Member
    curls curls curls and curls in a bun :)
  • CFL4L
    CFL4L Posts: 91 Member
    tigrig wrote: Β»
    CFL4L wrote: Β»
    Music suggestions that secretly tell me how they feel about me 😏

    5in inseam shorts that show off their legs πŸ˜‰

    Hey I've got some of those shorts 😜😏

    @tigrig πŸ€” what are the odds?? πŸ˜‰
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    @CFL4L right? I may just need to buy a lottery ticket if I'm getting this lucky πŸ˜‰
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    When he likes to eat what my mama made
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    He makes delicious fish tacos
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Knows the difference between the inside part and the outside part
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,687 Member
    Someone who washes the dishes
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