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What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I saw a man in the Walmart parking lot which I know doesn’t sound promising but he was a burly beefcake with muscles on his muscles & now I need to see him in a kilt

    I was at Walmart today. This may have been me. Probably not but we can pretend it was. 😏
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,296 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited November 2022
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉

    Reese cups!?!

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited November 2022
    When she coordinates duck face selfies with me 😍 🦆
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I saw a man in the Walmart parking lot which I know doesn’t sound promising but he was a burly beefcake with muscles on his muscles & now I need to see him in a kilt

    I was at Walmart today. This may have been me. Probably not but we can pretend it was. 😏

    If I saw you at the Walmart, or rather, if you saw me at the Walmart in all my people of Walmart glory I would have to pay you not to tell people how I frumpy i am.
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,296 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉

    Reese cups!?!

    giphy.gif?cid=5e214886j2o4v83xy4y8195xjkocp1224127w12ge7f2qvqc&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

    Was thinking snickers but - I can do reeces

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited November 2022
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I saw a man in the Walmart parking lot which I know doesn’t sound promising but he was a burly beefcake with muscles on his muscles & now I need to see him in a kilt

    I was at Walmart today. This may have been me. Probably not but we can pretend it was. 😏

    If I saw you at the Walmart, or rather, if you saw me at the Walmart in all my people of Walmart glory I would have to pay you not to tell people how I frumpy i am.

    Nonsense. Your pajamas were lovely. But if you don’t want the pictures to get out, I accept cash. 🤑
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉

    Reese cups!?!

    giphy.gif?cid=5e214886j2o4v83xy4y8195xjkocp1224127w12ge7f2qvqc&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

    Was thinking snickers but - I can do reeces

    Wouldn’t wag my tail for a Snickers. I’ve got standards. 😌
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,296 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉

    Reese cups!?!

    giphy.gif?cid=5e214886j2o4v83xy4y8195xjkocp1224127w12ge7f2qvqc&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

    Was thinking snickers but - I can do reeces

    Wouldn’t wag my tail for a Snickers. I’ve got standards. 😌

    Ok ok sheesh - Reece’s it is - high maintenance

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉

    Reese cups!?!

    giphy.gif?cid=5e214886j2o4v83xy4y8195xjkocp1224127w12ge7f2qvqc&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

    Was thinking snickers but - I can do reeces

    Wouldn’t wag my tail for a Snickers. I’ve got standards. 😌

    Ok ok sheesh - Reece’s it is - high maintenance

    I prefer the term purebred. 🐩

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉

    Reese cups!?!

    giphy.gif?cid=5e214886j2o4v83xy4y8195xjkocp1224127w12ge7f2qvqc&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

    Im guessing he might give you a bone 🤭😂
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    This..
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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Someone who will play out escapist fantasies with me.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,305 Member
    When they have a thing for the hardware in my body…and don’t mind that it’s not holding together as planned.😏
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,305 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When she coordinates duck face selfies with me 😍 🦆

    🫦🫦
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,305 Member
    When they single-handedly turn the crush thread into the voice thread.🔥
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    When she likes it when I come to her dirty from work. Friendly neighborhood maintenance guy at your service
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    soulmate energy
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,042 Member
    My girl makes me weak ....and strong.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    3qh0qxeqnypi.jpeg

    Who is this person?
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    3qh0qxeqnypi.jpeg

    Who is this person?

    A literal God. I have high standards
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
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    Is that you, Jesus?
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    3qh0qxeqnypi.jpeg

    Is that you, Jesus?

    I love that video 😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,305 Member
    When she’s not afraid to double fist coffee drinks in the evening.🥰🫦
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When she writes about me in her diary. 🥰
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When they have an ugly twin. 😍
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,305 Member
    When they say nice things about you here AND to your face.💗
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When she tries to forbid me from responding to wall posts. 😍
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