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    MFP Thursday Dare

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    • Posts: 1,842 Member
      I sent a text to my friend Mandy.... no response yet... however, we DO go dancing... so ...

      hey sexy, wanna go dancin?......
    • Posts: 6,128 Member
      show previous quotes

      ive found that picking up chicks has gotten easier as i have gotten in a little better shape.... it is still kinda dificult though.... they like to squirm and wiggle and scream and yell too much... :laugh:

      hit with mallet, drag by hair
    • Posts: 780 Member
      "As long as we can do it in the living room, sure!" lol

      how awesome!
    • Posts: 780 Member
      I got three replies...lol

      "Uhm dude...???"

      "u pickin up chics under the bridge again?"

      "I'm busy right now. Around 9 maybe"

      ahh.. the lady's man lol :)
    • Posts: 780 Member
      LMAO. My husband said.. "What?"
    • Posts: 1,158 Member
      I won't even ask. Our first date we went dancing and maybe one more time. I don't think he can drink that much any more. So..."no." But what a great idea!
    • Posts: 3,095 Member
      LMAO. My husband said.. "What?"

      awesome

      you must have "caught him offguard" too
    • Posts: 37 Member
      HAHA!! thats great!
    • Posts: 539 Member
      random texts / phone calls are awesome. I always get weird people who after I answer still want to have a conversation with me even after I tell them it's the wrong number...

      it's the voice lol
    • Posts: 712 Member
      I did it.

      So far I got nothing... he is probably trying to figure out if I really meant to text him or not. The man does not dance. We didn't even dance at our wedding. I finally got him to dance in public at his 10 year high school reunion. *sigh*

      Finally - the response...

      "You know I don't dance"
    • Posts: 3,965 Member
      I would so do this if I had someone to send it to :laugh:
    • Posts: 997 Member
      mine said "if you mean dancing in bed laying down then i am in i will be home on lunch break".

      lmfao like how they take a question out of text lol
    • Posts: 359 Member
      No significant other to text & not brave enough to text a stranger, but this has definitely been an entertaining read. I just shouldn't read funny stuff at the office, cuz I have to muffle the giggles. :laugh:
    • Posts: 3,095 Member
      mine said "if you mean dancing in bed laying down then i am in i will be home on lunch break".

      lmfao like how they take a question out of text lol

      THIS is just awesome!!!
    • Posts: 440 Member
      I googled a random person's cell number (a real estate agent) and sent it.. waiting... :laugh:

      OMG make us a story! I love you!
    • Posts: 1,525 Member
      My hubs would respond - "You must've accidentally sent this to me. your BF's numbers is ###.."
    • Posts: 1,328 Member

      LOL I went with a "? Gasp! :("
      and a reply of "???"


      And finally finished with an "ok. ok. Maybe next time. I know you're busy n all. xoxo"

      HAHAHA I am so easily amused.

      I, too, am one of the easily amused. We're pretty cheap dates, aren't we?? :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,491 Member
      I got a "lol"

      Was expecting something more clever, but I'll take it =)
    • Posts: 66 Member
      "? You'll have to tell me more later. Love u..."

      Pretty much what I expected :) We hardly ever go dancing, but we have fun when we do.
    • Posts: 322
      I got "sure, when we doing it?". I have some numbers for people who want to text this to random people..LOL
    • Posts: 77 Member
      My reply finally came! It was "Dancing? Dirty Dancing? ;)"

      Love that guy. And dancing, by the way.
    • Posts: 182 Member
      lol....love this place will do
    • Posts: 295 Member
      I googled a random person's cell number (a real estate agent) and sent it.. waiting... :laugh:

      So random I love it!
    • Posts: 662 Member
      I received a sure, when you wanna go??
    • Posts: 9,543 Member
      I finally got a reply from my sister. It was "???". :laugh: :laugh: I'll have to text an explanation back now. :laugh:
    • Posts: 295 Member
      My hubby just replied, "As long as it is in the sheets". Dam I love that man!!:love:
    • Posts: 269
      my replay was "we dance every night" lol
    • Posts: 1,035 Member
      Reply: "Will you be naked?"
    • Posts: 1,058 Member
      No significant other to text & not brave enough to text a stranger, but this has definitely been an entertaining read. I just shouldn't read funny stuff at the office, cuz I have to muffle the giggles. :laugh:

      I'm covering my mouth to stop myself from busting out laughing.
      I so wish I had someone to send this too
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