We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He didn't get my inside jokes0
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My OCD/ADHD tendencies became overwhelming…0
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We never broke up
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I often alphabetized all items in the pantry…0
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I could never find the peanut butter. I think he was hiding it on me0
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I was incapable of giving, receiving or even recognizing human emotion…0
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He thought he was a robot and answered everything with be boops0
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Wouldn’t let me cover her in garlic butter. 😒0
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Raised her nose at my jalapeño ranch dip0
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She dipped my toes in jalapeño ranch and said it wouldn’t burn but it did. 😭0
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She was set in her ways0
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She was constantly wanting me to change. 😞0
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She changed the locks on all the doors0
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She forgot her toothbrush and me when she jetted off to Florida for the week. 😔0
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Unfortunately for me, I was only capable of reciting the US Presidents in chronological order not alphabetical order (by their middle names)…0
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His knowledge of American things was vast but forgot about all things Canadian…including me. 😔1
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I spoke primarily in monosyllabic words…0
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He claimed to speak plainly - then peppered his conversation with 5 syllable words0
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She only showed me half of herself.1
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You have no head0
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He thought he was Henry VIII and kept yelling “off with her head”
I don’t know about you but I certainly prefer my head attached to my neck.1 -
She was always ahead of me... I could never catch up0
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She kept copying everything i did, but claimed she thought of it first, and that i was just always trying to be ahead of everyone...0
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She kept copying everything i did, but claimed she thought of it first, and that i was just always trying to be ahead of everyone...
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist) 🤣1 -
She was much more clever than I... she got bored with me0
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She carried around a cleaver.0
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Protein didn't appreciate my knife skills0
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She always made promises she couldn't keep. Kniving and spooning! It's Not the SAmE thing!0
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She only spooned and refused to fork0
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She's hilarious - why would I break up with her?0
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