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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She only spooned and refused to fork
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    She's hilarious - why would I break up with her?
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She made me perform at the buskers festival not aware that my humour is best performed behind a screen. Stage fright!! 😱
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 139 Member
    Dressed in a clown costume to meet my parents for the first time.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    She always viewed life in HD but unfortunately for me, I was only in standard definition…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    We had different definitions of compatibility...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Of my inability to Rock the Casbah…
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 139 Member
    He insisted on greeting everyone with the « pull on my finger…go on…do it » it just got old.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    She always wore tank tops. I said for once could she dress up for me. The wrestling singlet wasn't what I had in mind.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    She wouldn't look me in the eye. Always had her back to me
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    She was always peeping through my window
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Although I’d always write in 1st person, it annoyed her that I’d often speak in the 3rd person…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    I never got a good look at him... he was too much of a mystery
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    While she didn’t appreciate mystery, she also couldn’t handle me wearing my heart on my sleeve all the time. 😢
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She changed her shirt and said she no longer loved me. 😭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wrote just her name in a heart in the sand. With that, I knew she only cared about herself 😢
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Unfortunately, we could not overcome the restraining order she filed against me…
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He confused me ordering restraints online as a restraining order and never spoke to me again.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    She was a Bryan Adams fan and I was strictly Team Corey Hart…
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He wore his sunglasses at night so he could avoid my “come hither” glances
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    edited March 2023
    She gave "come hither" glances to our muscled neighbour 😭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    You use Canadian spelling for me…I just can’t quit you!! 🥰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Inevitably, I was unable to satisfy you physically, mentally and spiritually. But mostly, because I spoke in haikus…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    He didn't use Canadian spelling in his haikus 🤷‍♀️
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She was always whispering in haikus !

    Couldn't understand a haikus thing she said
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 43,575 Member
    He forgot to pick me up at the airport ughhhhhh
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    She claimed to work at the airport but I really caught her hanging out at the Starbucks hitting on the pilots
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    She forbid me from going to Starbucks 😭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was always flying off to Vegas. So much so I am certain I was her side chick.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    She always complained about being my side chick. I told she was lije the wing to my breast😁

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