We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She forbid me from going to Starbucks 😭0
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She was always flying off to Vegas. So much so I am certain I was her side chick.0
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She always complained about being my side chick. I told she was lije the wing to my breast😁0
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She pretended to use the Ikea show room toilets while groaning “don’t eat the meatballs” to all that passed by 😳2 -
Mellow Yellow was my beverage of choice while hers was Clearly Canadian…1
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Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »Mellow Yellow was my beverage of choice while hers was Clearly Canadian…0
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She was on to me and could no longer tolerate my intolerance…0
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He was intolerant of all my travel for work0
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Uv my: manny gramatical errers, partikularlee…speling and punktuashun”0
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Even our computer’s spell check broken up with him 🤯1
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Although she did like my vinyl record collection, she was unimpressed with my flip-phone, VHS movie collection and 8-track music collection…0
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I kept changing the topic of conversation on him; it got too confusing0
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She folded me into a pretzel in her suitcase next to her hard boiled eggs 😵0
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She ate all the snacks in my luggage and replaced them with boxes of Mr. Noodles and Pink Candy popcorn0
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Often (and apparently too often for her), my bedroom voice was Max Headroom…0
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He didn’t like that I referred to him as my roommate with benefits. I am confused..isn’t that what marriage is called these days??!!0
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She was always confused. She claimed she didn't remember ever being in a relationship with me0
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I couldn't take all the protein she made me eat 😔 I wasn't allowed any carbs at all 🥺 I gave her up for a loaf of bread basically 😂0
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She didn't like that I kept disappearing for months at a time0
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She didn't like I could shoot better then her 🤣🤣0
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