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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    edited May 2023
    She didn't know the difference between having fun and being mean
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    Every time we went to the comedy lounge she’d heckle the comedians🤦‍♀️
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    She wouldn't let me pursue my career as a heckler
  • WTRWLKR2016
    WTRWLKR2016 Posts: 124 Member
    Because she was a doorknob (everybody gets a turn)
  • WTRWLKR2016
    WTRWLKR2016 Posts: 124 Member
    She did not appreciate my underwater basket weaving skills
  • WTRWLKR2016
    WTRWLKR2016 Posts: 124 Member
    edited May 2023
    I found out she drinks Bud Light...
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    He only messaged himself and kept me out of the loop
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited May 2023
    My introvertness annoyed her as well as my tendency to make up words…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    He was too much a man of mystery. Wouldn't show me his face 🤷‍♀️
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 139 Member
    He kept disappearing
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    I was annoyed she couldn't get my pronouns right
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    I refused to conform to the grammatically correct pronunciations of any word that contained silent letters. No letters should be silent…
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    He barbecued Pork Chop, my guinea pig!😢
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 139 Member
    Her nickname for me was Pork Chop.
  • DianaDumbbells
    DianaDumbbells Posts: 438 Member
    She hated that I called her Pork Chop…but that’s because she ate pork chops for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. 🤢
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    I did not meet her needs physically, emotionally, intellectually nor spiritually. And I often spoke in the 3rd person, too…
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    He was from a different planet and his parents did not approve of me. They said Galactica, his ex, was the one!✨👽💞💍👽✨
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    She saw life through HD vision but I was merely standard definition…
  • AdahGreen2022
    AdahGreen2022 Posts: 264 Member
    He'd always buy me electronics for Valentine's day.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She kept the fire roaring in the summer. Not my idea of “hot stuff”
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Our contract was up and she was due for an upgrade…
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was always talking about the junk in my trunk even after I went to all the trouble of cleaning out my car 🤷‍♀️
  • ItsKevAGAIN
    ItsKevAGAIN Posts: 2 Member
    I kept going missing 🫣
  • AdahGreen2022
    AdahGreen2022 Posts: 264 Member
    He had issues with my dissociative disorder.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    She could no longer tolerate my misanthropic tendencies…
  • AdahGreen2022
    AdahGreen2022 Posts: 264 Member
    He had to insert a Bukowski quote into every conversation we had. He told me he didn't hate me, but felt better when I wasn't around and that was the last straw!
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    He took the last straw and I needed it for my water
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    edited August 2023
    She insisted on re-using paper straws
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I can’t discuss it. I’m still traumatized. Let’s just say the way he liked to use a straw is not their intended purpose.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She tried to give me away to others so she could have her wife’s attention back 😒