We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't like banana pudding.
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She wouldn't let me shear her wool0
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He wouldn't take me out on his boat0
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Apparently, she couldn’t get past my 3 pending restraining orders against me from different people…0
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He spent all of his time at the gym or in court....1
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His idea of the perfect date was Zumba class.0
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She objected to me wearing florescent yellow yoga pants0
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He told me his yoga pants are fluorescent yellow because of gatorade stains.1
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She tried to make me wear spanx0
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He gave me second-hand Spanx for my birthday.0
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We obviously had a number of issues....lol1
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He kept trying to replace my coffee with tea0
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She drank all my coffee at night leaving none for me in the morning.
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Well, one of my many toxic traits is sneaking off with all the bags of coffee from the pantry and burying them in our neighbor's yard. I guess some people have no sense of humor, because now I'm single.0
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She was always digging into something...0
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He’s a loud eater and unfortunately eats only corn flakes. There’s only so much one can take0
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She didn't like my cooking..said everything tasted like stale corn flakes.0
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Told her I did not like corn, especially in flake form. Part of me believes her cooking was a passive aggressive attempt to push me away forever. At least my life is corn free now.0
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She just didn't get me...she said my jokes were too corny...0
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He told me my teeth looked like corn kernels and took away my coffee. 0
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She was a coffee addict...and refused my attempts to switch her decaf...0
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He called me a coffee addict and gathered everyone to my house this morning for an intervention and a morning mindfulness meeting and yoga.0
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She refused my help to convert her coffee addiction to yogurt (not yoga)0
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The smells that came outta him while he did yoga just about did me in. I couldn’t put my health at risk any longer.0
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She never believed that it really was the dog who did it.0
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He blamed his dog for everything even not flushing the toilet...0
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Although she was a fan of musical chairs, she frowned upon my rendition of musical stools…0
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He'd bake a cake, but wouldn't share unless we played musical chairs...0
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Although she pronounced “neither” as “nīther” and either as “īther”, she became annoyed when I pronounced “received” as “resīvd”. She also accused me of “unnecessary use of quotation marks”…0
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