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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    She accused me of having multiple personalities
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    I actually only broke up with 4 of her personalities...We're fine with the other 3
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    It was too crowded at our place
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,764 Member
    She was obsessed with living in a tiny house and I'm afraid of tornadoes.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    She was delusional - kept talking about tornadoes, witches and the yellow brick road
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She is a love ‘em and leave ‘em type. Always on a jet plane outta here.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    She refused to fly away with me
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,764 Member
    She wanted me to migrate for the winter in her gooselike flying apparatus she built herself.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She had an irrational fear of all types of water fowl...
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,764 Member
    He took me duck hunting for a surprise Valentine's day date.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    She didn't like to celebrate Valentine's Day 🙁 Called it a Hallmark holiday
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t appreciate my handmade cards…always demanded they be from Hallmark
  • MtnRunng
    MtnRunng Posts: 466 Member
    All we did was have whiskey and eat fancy sandwiches
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    He wouldn't ever meet me for coffee
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,764 Member
    She would always ask me over for coffee, but give me the wrong directions to her house.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She replaced my coffee with civet coffee claiming health benefits. No thanks. No one messes with my coffee.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    She was a constant rule breaker 🤭
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited February 2024
    She was unimpressed with both my ability to rock the casbah and my collection of 99 luftballoons…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    edited February 2024
    He couldn't decide if he should stay or he should go...

    so he left
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She always kept me hanging on...I was just so tired of waiting...
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    He'd end up blowing all his wages for the week... and he wouldn't come dancing with me
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,764 Member
    She complained I wasted all my wages on paying the bills when I could have gone out dancing and having fun.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    She didn't get any of my song references
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She always drank all the coffee and wouldn’t even save a cup for me.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,764 Member
    She started talking like Bob Goldthwait with even the smallest amount of caffeine!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,345 Member
    Her best friend, Bobcat Goldthwait, was over all the time
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,764 Member
    We fought over a guy, Bobcat G. 🥰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I was team Hedberg, she was team Goldthwait
    I was team Nirvana, she was team Pearl Jam
    I was team Letterman, she was team Leno…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,764 Member
    He wouldn't let me on team Letterman...
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Kept calling me Dave and wanted me to grow the "santa" beard

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