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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Although she pronounced “neither” as “nīther” and either as “īther”, she became annoyed when I pronounced “received” as “resīvd”. She also accused me of “unnecessary use of quotation marks”…
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  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    He talked funny and could never be understood
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    The baby came out green and he had the nerve to say it wasn’t his 😤
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,447 Member
    She had an obsession with the grinch during the holidays and would swipe toys out of the " toys for tots" bins to give him...
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
    We disagree every year on the holiday spread. I’m team turkey and she wanted ham. Some relationship problems cannot be solved.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She wouldn't even consider Team Lasagna....
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Lasagna!? We’re back together! Bring on the lasagna 😋
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I ate all the garlic bread and replaced the lasagna noodles with zucchini ribbons
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,447 Member
    She ate all the veggies and bread in the house on Christmas Eve, right before my Vegetarian Christmas dinner. All I had left to serve my Vegetarian friends were meatballs, fish sticks,and turkey spam!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,026 Member
    edited January 5
    There were too many secrets between us - and I had a sneaking suspicion there was a name change involved
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Whenever we would have a disagreement, I would often be confused when she’d say “that’s neither here nor there” because I mistook her for saying “hear nor their”. But we broke up because I had affairs here and there…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,026 Member
    He's right - they'res nothing worse than a cheating MFP pal...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    She’s knot write, it’s knot cheating if I’m being true two myself…
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
    He only watched the wheels when driving. The breakup was to protect my own safety
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She was too risk adverse...she wouldn't even bathe without her swimmies on
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,447 Member
    He set up a hidden camera in my shower!
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She was not a fan of Candid Camera
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,447 Member
    He was addicted to reality shows. I could deal with candid camera, but the pimple popper show was too much for me to handle. Had to say goodbye!:D
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,026 Member
    edited January 15
    She watched too much TV... it was on 24/7
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,447 Member
    She wouldn't watch TV with me. 🥲
  • Hach8214
    Hach8214 Posts: 53 Member
    She became glued to the sofa.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,026 Member
    She poured glue on all our furniture
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wouldn’t share her peanut butter cups and said to eat an apple instead 😒
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,026 Member
    She was a bad influence... she wouldn't eat anything healthy
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Cottage cheese and a leaf of iceberg lettuce was her idea of a gourmet dinner...
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,447 Member
    He didn't like my cold plates.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,026 Member
    She made me balance spinning plates every night before I could have dinner
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Dinner became a circus act....which would have been ok if I didn't have to wear clown make-up
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,026 Member
    He called me a clown whenever I put makeup on before our dates 🤡😭

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