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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Because she gave me Cat Scratch Fever
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Because he scratched the err… wait. Never mind 😇
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I gave her too many compliments about the delicate and unblemished skin on her wrists 🥵
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    edited August 2023
    She is a huge Grateful Dead fan and I could no longer put up with all the tie dye and smoke...what a long strange trip it's been
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,770 Member
    He's a Phish groupie 😬
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Wanted an entourage of fish.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,348 Member
    Had to have an entourage with us everywhere we went
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    edited August 2023
    She couldn't find any of my personalities that she liked.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He insisted on calling me his “Credit Card Baby”
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    The only thing we could ever agree on was to disagree…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,770 Member
    When I told him he should leave his wife, he disagreed..
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She was always too demanding
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Idk why??.. I came home from work and he, our furniture and all our savings were gone 😔
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She forgot we were moving and just never came to our new house....
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    The new house was a cardboard box in a sketchy alley.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,770 Member
    She didn't like my creative living solutions and wanted me to live like everyone else..in a house.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She would put mayonnaise on her hot dogs
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,348 Member
    edited August 2023
    He put mustard on everything 🤢
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She refused to dress up as a giant hot dog
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You know what you did 😔😫
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She didn’t have a hot dog.

    I mean.. wouldn’t even dress up as one 😳
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She forced me to dress up as picnic food
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,348 Member
    He brought his own ants to all of our picnics
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Got tired of the ants in her pants. She was always removing them everywhere we were.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She tried to duct tape pants on me. I nearly wet my pants!! 😳
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She insisted on rubber sheets on the bed.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I don’t know why though…rubber sheets are hot 🥵 😆

    He insisted on matching outfits every time we went out.

  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    She kept getting herself into sticky situations she could not get out of
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She would put ranch dressing on everything....the final straw was when she added it to my hot fudge sundae
  • lislisa123
    lislisa123 Posts: 950 Member
    He hated cats

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