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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Joan Crawford in Mommy Dearest was her beauty idol...😬0
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Only one of us thought she was funny0
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She had several personalities!:D and only one thought I was funny. 🥲0
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Potato0
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He threw a potato at me after I cooked them for the 7th day in a row.0
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She lacked creativity in her cooking0
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She tried to serve me peanut butter mashed potatoes despite knowing I had a peanut allergy0
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He accused me of trying to kill him with peanut butter when I am just really bad at making brown gravy.0
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no one else would!0
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She said she’d rather date herself0
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Our insomnia kept us apart0
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It wasn't so much her being up all hours....it was her insistance in reading Moby Dick aloud every night0
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He didn't like my ideas of old fashioned entertainment, and refused to read to me every evening while wearing a captain's uniform.0
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She always wanted to role play in the bedroom. I was beginning to think she didn’t actually like the real me 😢0
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She wasn't comfortable with the real her.. she couldn't accept that she was not Captain Ahab and never would be.0
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She was in love with another man...Captain Morgan0
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I was in love with a Cat and he said he had allergies0
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I wanted a Llama... instead of a cat0
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She wanted a llama instead of Cat 😭1
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She hogged all the brownies for herself1
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I never saw her face....she always had a coffee cup in front of it0
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He refused to put on a shirt0
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They didin't like to wear shoes0
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She made fun of my multiple personalities.0
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She had too many aliases for me: oats, potatoes... was going for rice next I think.0
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She had a love affair with carbs that didn’t work with my lifestyle0
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I made her one too many spaghetti sandwiches dinner.0
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The spaghetti sandwiches would've been ok....if she had taken the time to cook the spaghetti...CRUNCH!!0
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He couldn't stand my pasta al dente..0
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they were seeing someone else0
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