We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She saw life through HD vision but I was merely standard definition…0
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He'd always buy me electronics for Valentine's day.0
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She kept the fire roaring in the summer. Not my idea of “hot stuff”0
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Our contract was up and she was due for an upgrade…0
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He was always talking about the junk in my trunk even after I went to all the trouble of cleaning out my car 🤷♀️0
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I kept going missing 🫣0
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He had issues with my dissociative disorder.0
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She could no longer tolerate my misanthropic tendencies…0
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He had to insert a Bukowski quote into every conversation we had. He told me he didn't hate me, but felt better when I wasn't around and that was the last straw!0
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He took the last straw and I needed it for my water0
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She insisted on re-using paper straws0
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I can’t discuss it. I’m still traumatized. Let’s just say the way he liked to use a straw is not their intended purpose.1
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She tried to give me away to others so she could have her wife’s attention back 😒0
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Because she gave me Cat Scratch Fever0
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Because he scratched the err… wait. Never mind 😇0
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I gave her too many compliments about the delicate and unblemished skin on her wrists 🥵0
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She is a huge Grateful Dead fan and I could no longer put up with all the tie dye and smoke...what a long strange trip it's been0
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He's a Phish groupie 😬0
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Wanted an entourage of fish.0
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Had to have an entourage with us everywhere we went0
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