What's your fake name when you go out?

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  • Magic_Girl
    Magic_Girl Posts: 158
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    As fake names go, I say I'm Consuela Bananahammock.

    Awww, Phoebe Buffet!!!

    YES!!! I love Friends! It's been my favorite fake name ever! LOL!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    So, we all have/had that stage when we'd go out to the club/bar with our friends & some guy/girl comes up to you. You're so not interested, so you give that person a different name.

    What's the fake name that you give out to that person?

    Mine? Suki Stevenson :devil:

    :huh: Seriously?
  • Zeromilediet
    Zeromilediet Posts: 787 Member
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    These types of head games make me sad.

    Ditto this
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    Lord Bowler.
  • paulahhhh
    paulahhhh Posts: 283
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    This was just for laughs.. Don't take me seriously.

    *sigh for everyone who took me seriously. I really don't do this.
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
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    *sigh for everyone who took me seriously. I really don't do this.

    :huh: Not buyin it.
  • ABetterBalance
    ABetterBalance Posts: 298
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    Never gave a fake name when I went to a bar. By the time I was old enough to go to bars I was married and pregnant with my second kid. :smile:

    If I was going to use a fake name, I'd just use the name of one of the half-dozen twins I apparently have. I've been mistaken for Cammy, Laura, Christie, Liz, and Megan. Apparently they all go out and have a lot more fun than I do! :bigsmile:
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,130 Member
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    I don't give a fake name. I don't get my kicks of embarassing someone or making fun of them later when they call me the wrong name. I am flattered that someone is interested, and able to be kind about it by not setting them up to be laughed at.

    This. Absolutely this. Why be mean? This is NOT a normal stage you're talking about. Try kind honesty with people who give you the compliment of genuinely approaching you. Not cool to respond to genuine with fake.
  • FuxsinEllie
    FuxsinEllie Posts: 25
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    This was just for laughs.. Don't take me seriously.

    *sigh for everyone who took me seriously. I really don't do this.


    Hahaha yeeeaa okay Suki
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    Ummmm I've never done that. Whats the point of giving someone a fake name. Its easier to say "Sorry,not interested"

    I second this, creating a fake identity seems really weird.
    ^^ This! Seriously, never did this.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    I usually give my real name, though it probably seems fake because I'm usually crying in a corner with a clown wig on, blubbering through tear- and mascara-soaked spit bubbles.
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,130 Member
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    This was just for laughs.. Don't take me seriously.

    *sigh for everyone who took me seriously. I really don't do this.


    Hahaha yeeeaa okay Suki

    Right. So we're supposed to laugh about how funny it would be to go out and be mean fake people? That's weird.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
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    Luke Warm.

    But that's also my stripper name.
  • nomorefatbitch
    nomorefatbitch Posts: 279
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    Have I been out of the dating scene that long? Okay. Maybe I have. Next month will be the 32nd anniversary.

    I can't imagine ever doing anything like that.

    As someone said, it seems very immature - whether the OP was joking or serious.

    I think the best fake name was mentioned in here earlier.....It's "Sorry. Not. Interested."

    There is no need to embarrass or humiliate someone who might become interested in you.

    What happens if you give a fake name and then, later on, you decide you are interested in the other person? That little lie (or joke or whatever) certainly isn't going to give him/her confidence in your honesty or integrity.

    jmnsho
    Grace
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    This was just for laughs.. Don't take me seriously.

    *sigh for everyone who took me seriously. I really don't do this.
    Sorry! Me too! Me too! I was only kidding. I don't wear clown wigs.
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
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    Hootie McBoob.
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
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    If the guy seems like a genuine nice guy, I tell him my real name, chit chat for a short time and then drop my husband into the conversation. If it's a real *kitten* of a guy, I'm Sophia lol
  • nomorefatbitch
    nomorefatbitch Posts: 279
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    This was just for laughs.. Don't take me seriously.

    *sigh for everyone who took me seriously. I really don't do this.
    Sorry! Me too! Me too! I was only kidding. I don't wear clown wigs.

    Don't LIE!!! I've SEEN you in that corner ;)
  • Dolphingirlie81
    Dolphingirlie81 Posts: 322
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    This was just for laughs.. Don't take me seriously.

    *sigh for everyone who took me seriously. I really don't do this.


    Umm sure paulahh or is it suki? What's so funny about giving someone a fake name? So you can get a laugh at someone elses expense?
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
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    My lying cheat ex used to give a fake name to girls at bars. I think it really speaks volumes about ones character.

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